ShermanFirefly
33 Burlington, United States
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My self-summary
Zdrastvooyte, Willkommen, Les Salutations, Hola.
Honest, faithful, and I'm not like your typical redneck. For example; I know how to use a semicolon... yea its right next to the L and ' keys...And I know some Russian jack... Hey look here, This thing is givin me a brain sneeze... Thats when hey. your brain needs to sneeze but it can't because its the brain. Parley vous French Fries?

I was raised in the south, if Florida counts as the south. I've lived in Georgia as well.
What I’m doing with my life
Helping family with chores and stuff. Looking for a CDL, or factory job.
I’m really good at
Technical stuff, and helping old people with technology. Making myself laugh. Still struggling with making other people laugh, sometimes they need to be a little drunk to get my humor.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
J. K. Rowling, Tolkien, George R. R. Martin, Stan Lee
Friends, Top gear(until Jeremy punched a producer), STTNG...
Mexican, Italian, Chinese.
The six things I could never do without
Music, any kind of music
Water
Laughter
Internet.
Glasses
Math...
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why is it so hot in Iowa... I know its the summer but... Canada is like right there... ^^ Turn on the A/C please God. I'm ready for winter...

And hey... winter is coming jack...
On a typical Friday night I am
At a bonfire with my cousins, drunkenly throwing a log on the fire... and talking about the past.
You should message me if
You think I look like Seth Rogan, or you want to. That always brightens up my day.
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