36Manhattan, United States
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My self-summary
I'm 34, straight, good looking and in good shape and have an incredible sex drive. I think three times a day would probably be perfect. I like hard, fast sex, with lots of dirty talk and role play. I'm a bit of an exhibitionist and it would be amazing if you were too. I'm not married, attached, or even really looking for a relationship so you wouldn't have to worry about that. Also, please, for the love of the flying spaghetti monster, be smart.
I’m really good at
Blowing smoke rings and thinking of anagrams.

Parallel parking. Drinking coffee.

Nice shoes wanna fuck = Enhances Focus Wink
The first things people usually notice about me
My blue, blue eyes and my crooked grin.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Hmm, how 'bout one of each....Infinite Jest, City of God, Baseball Tonight, Afghan Whigs, Mexican.
Six things I could never do without
A challenging woman
A good scotch
A bedtime story
My flying carpet
A worthy nemesis
And hot, slow, kisses that last for days
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Fixing things/the color of your panties.
On a typical Friday night I am
Fighting crime for you.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I think phone/cyber sex is pretty fucking hot.
You should message me if
If you're sexy as hell and won't stop kicking at the darkness until the light shines through...

....and if any of this turned you on:
The two of us