34Schaumburg, United States
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My self-summary
Just the absolute worst. Annoying, obsessive, generally anti-social. Strongly opiniated and bull-headed. I'm also very boring and can go on for hours about the most mundane subjects
What I’m doing with my life
After looking at a number of profiles on here, apparently i'm doing absolutely nothing noteworthy with my life. Everyone i see has been to Machu Pichu, taken a selfie on every continent, innoculated children in the congo, and attended an endless succession of trendy and/or high class parties & events. All i seem to do is wash neverending loads of laundry and take too many photos of my dog
I’m really good at
Being unable to fill this out
The first things people usually notice about me
My quite palpable charm, grace, and wit, i'd assume
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Mostly nerdy and weird stuff. Don't get me started on movies unless you want a long and crazy tirade about artistic vision over exciting vision and how CGI has ruined film making
Six things I could never do without
How about six things i really truly would hate to be without? That would be art, a fast car, family, friends, my camera, and my dog, in no particular order
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Moving. I love Chicago, but i want to live someplace with palm trees, where they think snow is a novelty. Narrowed down my choices to San Diego, Albuquerque, Phoenix, or Las Vegas.
On a typical Friday night I am
Probably painting my nails or going to bed early
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I think Catcher in the Rye is hugely overrated and people who try to convince everyone how great and deep it is are pretentious and annoying
You should message me if
You have nothing better to do. Or you have low standards
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