ShirtlessKnight
51 Toronto, Canada
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My self-summary
Relatively run-of-the-mill, successfully self-employed, and reasonably sane right-brained pragmatist. I enjoy a variety of different kinds of cheeses and abhor Reality TV. Except the Partridge Family and that channel where the federal politicians earn six-figure incomes by behaving like badly behaved high school debate club geeks.

In high school, I enjoyed being the president of our debate club and avoided at all costs donning those dreadful 80's Adidas gym shorts. Long story.

I like the words penchant, peruse, serendipitous, Schenectady, biscuit, prolific, and titillating - to name just a few.

I dislike humour immensely.

I think life should be taken as seriously as possible. We only have the one. There's nothing funny about that.

I have never taken a picture of myself standing in front of my car without a shirt on.

I always try to make sure my car is wearing a shirt when being photographed, yes.

I think that just about covers it.
What I’m doing with my life
Spending an inordinate amount of time, it seems, filling in little white boxes.
I’m really good at
Self-deprecating humour and foosball.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm standing in their way or I nabbed their parking spot.
The six things I could never do without
Air, food, water, shelter, love, and M&Ms.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The proper spelling of the words revelry, abstinence, malfeasance, derivative, colossal, and Schenectady.
On a typical Friday night I am
Relieved I didn't mistake Friday morning for Saturday morning, like I did last week.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I appreciate the architectural beauty of curbs.
You should message me if
You owe me money or enjoy spending time with a pretty down-to-earth guy who thinks humour, consideration, proper spooning technique are all that really matter in life.

I mean in addition to M&Ms.
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