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My self-summary
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What I’m doing with my life
I am currently devaluing the dollar and sinking the country into an unparalleled economic depression just to watch the proletariats destroy themselves in waves of aimless rioting. Natural selection, bitches.
I’m really good at
Internet dating.
The first things people usually notice about me
allure, attraction, attractiveness, beauty, charm, charmingness, engagingness, fascination, glamor, interestingness, pleasingness, seductiveness , attraction, bedroom eyes, charisma, charm, come-hither look, come-on, enchantment, enticement, glamor, inveiglement, lure, magnetism, seductiveness, temptation, the jazz, allure, allurement, appeal, attractiveness, bait, captivation, charm, chemistry, come-on, courting, draw, drawing power, enchantment, endearment, enthrallment, enticement, fascination, gravitation, inclination, inducement, interest, invitation, it, lure, magnetism, pull, seduction, solicitation, temptation, tendency
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Buttman and Throbbin'
Cum and Cummer
Edward Penishands
Face Jam
Ghost thrusters
Gonad the Barbarian
Harry Pooter and the Chamber of Secretions
Homo alone
House of 1,000 Horsecocks
How Stella Got Her Tube Packed
Jay and Silent Bob's Tight Crack
King Dong
Little Orphan Tranny
Men In Black Men
Moulin Splooge
Mouse Cunt
Mouse Cunt 2: The Pink Gets Stuffed
My Big Fat Cheek Spreading
Ordinary Peepholes
Orifice Space
Pearl Necklace Harbor
Planet Of The Gapes
Pulp Friction
Rape fear
Requiem for a Cream
Reservoir Dongs
Schindler's Fist
Six things I could never do without
I spend a lot of time thinking about
why stephen hawking is wrong.
On a typical Friday night I am
waking up in the morning. Gotta be fresh. Gotta go downstairs. Gotta have my bowl. Gotta have cereal. Seeing everything, the time is going, ticking on and on. Everybody’s rushing. Gotta get down to the bus stop. Gotta catch my bus. I see my friends.

7:45, we’re driving on the highway, cruising so fast. I want time to fly. Fun, fun, think about fun. You know what it is. I got this. You got this. My friend is by my right. I got this. You got this. Now you know it.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Your ego is an illusion, a side effect of sensory inputs being interpreted by a constantly morphing nest of electrochemical circuitry. Your identity is an assumption thrust upon you to trick your mind into slaving for your body's survival. Your true existence is a blob of carbon formed as a bunker to protect billions of microorganisms from the elements. You don't run you, they do.
You should message me if
you are a fucking loser who sits on okcupid all day because you are too ugly to get dick at a bar.
The two of us