43Brooklyn, United States
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My self-summary
I want a girl with extensions in her hair. Bamboo earrings. At least two pair...Well, as you can see I am the type of guy that loves to make you laugh. If you have no sense of humor don't respond. Which would be very scary if you didn't. I'm a Brooklyn native. I love being active and keeping my body in great shape. But I have a weakness for cupcakes. DAMN YOU Magnolia Bakery and Crumbs! Then again I shouldn't have said that since Crumbs has gone the way of the Dodo bird. R.I.P. Sarcasm is welcome. I'm very blunt. I'm not a sugar coater. If you ask me my honest opinion about something be prepared. Not a player and I don't want to be. Quick witted. Loves sports and comedies and my guilty pleasure is WWE and True Blood and The Walking Dead. I catch myself looking at old Seinfeld reruns even though I've seen them a gazillion times. I have an ecclectic T-shirt collection. I had them made because I know I'll be the only one in the world wearing them. Giants fan...Ugh. Knicks fan...D'oh. Yankees fan...C'mon son. I have a Sun Conure parakeet named Milo. He's pretty cool for bird.
Hahaha (Maniacal Laughter, maniacal laughter, maniacal laughter)
What I’m doing with my life
I'm a professional actor and voiceover artist.
I’m really good at
Sports, being silly, being witty, trying to find light hearted humor in serious situations. Ping Pong? Softball season is here so I'll be doing that a lot this summer. I play on 8 teams. Yes I know. It's a lot!
The first things people usually notice about me
People say I have a very expressive face.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Pulp Fiction, Snatch, Lock Stock, All of the Star Wars movies except the one with Jar Jar Binks in them, Matrix. SYTYCD, Walking Dead, Attack of the Show, Fringe, PTI, ABDC, Vice, @midnight, Jon Stewart, Old school hip hop, Alternative, anything from Metallica to Fela Kuti. My ipod is all over the place.
Six things I could never do without
Right now? Ice, heating pad, bandages, epsom salts, Ben Gay, health insurance.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
My future in my career. My loved ones. If I dated someone with over 40% enemy status does that mean I should sleep with one eye open. Also, why is there so much hate in this world? Food! If I can join if I have an ant farm.
On a typical Friday night I am
Usually home but If I'm asked to hang out with friends or just go do something for me like go to a movie or something I'm there. But nothing is typical. Thursday nights are Broadway Show league bowling so that's fun.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I haven't had a drink of alcohol in over 18 years. No, I'm not an alchoholic you wise asses. Now I'm afraid if I have a sip I'll turn into Homer Simpson.
You should message me if
If you like what you see and read, let me know. And for all of those scammers living in Ghana. Please leave me the hell alone. I think I would know if someone bequeathed to me 5 million dollars.
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