35Brooklyn, United States
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My self-summary
Dude, I know a lot of dudes on here are doing the whole not wearing a shirt and/or playing a guitar thing, but I was the first and they're all just blowing up my spot and it S-U-X-X.
Besides, I don't have a choice, this is a goddamn medical condition - I'm allergic to cotton, wool, linen, flax, felt, mohair, cashmere, leather, angora, hemp, bamboo, velvet, fiberglass, all synthetic fabric, chain mails, and most beads. I'm not allergic to taffeta but who wears taffeta? I thought I wasn't allergic to silk, and that was cool because then I could have looked like a cool duke guy all the time, or like the Pirate King in Pirates of Penzance which is a pretty dope show, but then it turned out my allergic reaction was just my torso going numb so I couldn't feel that I was having an allergic reaction and that was a total boner, and not in a good way, man.

I don't have a medical condition that makes me carry my guitar around, but it makes me look pretty rad, so CH-CHING
What I’m doing with my life
It's hard to get a job without a shirt (The recession, am I right?!?), so mainly I just wail on my axe or play really soft sensitive songs on my guitar.
I only have one guitar, but I call it different things depending on what sort of song I'm wailing on/playing.

I tried being a novelty act, like you know, shirtless guitar dude plays guitar with no shirt, but that fucking Naked Cowboy chump already cornered that market, and he's not wearing pants either.

Back to the old shirtless drawing board.
I’m really good at
Playing guitar, withstanding cold temperatures, spelling.
The first things people usually notice about me
Hard to say, there are a number of facets to my appearance and personality, and choosing just one above all the others would be like Scrooge McDuck choosing his favorite gold coin in his swimming pool.

Nah, I'm just kidding with you. Probably either my guitar or that I'm not wearing a shirt.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Kavalier and Clay, It Happened One Night, Community, and "A Man After Midnight" by ABBA, I don't know, that song's dope. Also, this song combines the two things that I'm all about:
Oh, and I like kiwis pretty well.
Six things I could never do without
Guitar pick
Extra strings
Well-insulated pants
An awesome party
Another awesome party haha
A necklace. I don't have a necklace though so I guess I can do without it.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What pocket protectors would be like
On a typical Friday night I am
Trying to find the original girl with a fake moustache in her profile pic, because I bet she feels the same way.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm not actually very good at guitar.
You should message me if
You have some sort of magical new shirt I can wear or are from the future. You don't even have to have some sort of future shirt for me, I'd just be interested to find out what the future is like.

Obviously if you DO have a future shirt I won't turn that down, it'll just be like BONUS
The two of us