Besides, I don't have a choice, this is a goddamn medical condition - I'm allergic to cotton, wool, linen, flax, felt, mohair, cashmere, leather, angora, hemp, bamboo, velvet, fiberglass, all synthetic fabric, chain mails, and most beads. I'm not allergic to taffeta but who wears taffeta? I thought I wasn't allergic to silk, and that was cool because then I could have looked like a cool duke guy all the time, or like the Pirate King in Pirates of Penzance which is a pretty dope show, but then it turned out my allergic reaction was just my torso going numb so I couldn't feel that I was having an allergic reaction and that was a total boner, and not in a good way, man.
I don't have a medical condition that makes me carry my guitar around, but it makes me look pretty rad, so CH-CHING
I only have one guitar, but I call it different things depending on what sort of song I'm wailing on/playing.
I tried being a novelty act, like you know, shirtless guitar dude plays guitar with no shirt, but that fucking Naked Cowboy chump already cornered that market, and he's not wearing pants either.
Back to the old shirtless drawing board.
Nah, I'm just kidding with you. Probably either my guitar or that I'm not wearing a shirt.
Oh, and I like kiwis pretty well.
An awesome party
Another awesome party haha
A necklace. I don't have a necklace though so I guess I can do without it.
Obviously if you DO have a future shirt I won't turn that down, it'll just be like BONUS