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My self-summary
just funnel the internet directly into my brain and let my body wither and die.
What I’m doing with my life
Finishing off my BA at Victoria Uni (POLS/ENGL)

In my free time I like the internet, consuming media and visiting Commonsense Organics to breathe in the smell of bobo paradise.
I’m really good at
going through all your tagged photos on Facebook
The first things people usually notice about me
there is a vortex where my boobs should be, it sucks in everything around us, we all die.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
*obligatory disclaimer that this is a small sampling blah blah blah*

Books: Jonathan Franzen/Zadie Smith/Shirley Jackson/Julian Barnes/Donna Tartt/Jonathan Safran Foer

Music: Grizzly Bear/Frank Ocean/Swans/Kate Bush/Rihanna/Robyn/Beyonce/Japandroids/Youth Lagoon/Spiritualized

Shows: Buffy!/Breaking Bad/Always Sunny/Six Feet Under/Bob's Burgers/Sherlock/Mad Men

Food: Pizza
Six things I could never do without
Iced coffee (hot drinks are the Devil's temperature)
My low-cut Docs
A little thing called the internet
Your mum's butt
I spend a lot of time thinking about
My deep and abiding fear that I'm going to end up mediocre.
On a typical Friday night I am
a) out, normally at Puppies or a house party
b) in bed with whatever TV show I'm currently vibing on.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I farted once.
You should message me if
you're a cool d00d

(no right-wingers tks)
The two of us