I spent my childhood learning about computers and wizards, and love anything having to do with either of those things. I'm an avid D&D player.
I'm here to find a lovely woman to be my soul mate. Don't be afraid if I tell you I love you on the first date. I'm very affectionate and like to touch.
I have never held hands with a girl before. I really would like to do that on our first date.
UPDATE: I had my interview with the manager of a 7-11 near me. I told her how pretty she was and asked if she wanted to go out with me. She said she'd think about it and call me back.I'm so happy! Fingers crossed!
UPDATE 2: I didn't get the job or the date. Oh, well. Their loss. Besides, I'm perfectly content to stay at home with mother and help her with her garden anyway. She's the only woman I really need.
I used to work at Quick Trip, but got fired for being too nice to the women who came in. I would tell them all that they were beautiful, but apparently this is something that isn't okay in society these days. I know I'm alone in this, but I don't think chivalry is dead.
I want to always work part-time so that I can stay at home and take care of the kids you and I will have.
They also notice that I'm an extremely nice guy. I tell every woman I meet that she's beautiful, because I don't think women hear that often enough.
.hack//Sign, 10 Tokyo Warriors, Afro Samurai, Air Gear, Air TV, Akira, Angel Beats!, The Animatrix, Azumanga Daioh, Baccano!, Baki the Grappler, Berserk (anime), The Big O, Bleach, Battle Angel Alita, Cardcaptor Sakura, Case Closed, The Cat Returns, Chrono Crusade, Clannad, Claymore, Code Geass, Cowboy Bebop, Corpse Princes, Crayon Shin-chan, Darker Than Black, Death Note, Devil May Cry: The Animated Series, Digimon, D.N.Angel, Dragon Ball, Dragon Ball Z, Elfen Lied, Ergo Proxy, Eureka Seven, Excel Saga, Fate Stay Night, Final Fantasy Unlimited, FLCL, Naruto, Naruto: Shippūden, Nerima Daikon Brothers, Ninja Scroll, Ouran High School Host Club, Neon Genesis Evangelion, Noir, Oh My Goddess!, One Piece, Outlaw Star, Pani Poni Dash!, Paranoia Agent, Pita-Ten, Pokémon, RahXephon, Ranma 1/2, Reborn!, Revolutionary Girl Utena, Rozen Maiden, Rurouni Kenshin, S-CRY-ed, Sailor Moon, Saikano
Pocky, meatloaf, cabbage, Velveeta, Hunt's ketchup
Taylor Swift, anything else romantic, Butchers Harem
If WoW is down, I'm usually on 4chan
I have a masturbation chair, and an old t-shirt that I use both as a napkin and a semen receptacle. I have worn this shirt out multiple times when I go grocery shopping with mother. It has never been washed.
I want to just say again how lonely I am. I would be so happy about hearing from any girl, even if she's rejecting me. The only female I've seen in person for the past month is my mother. I am a really, really, really nice guy. I'll make you feel loved.