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My self-summary
Howdy, I'm Steven! How's it fairing?

I've been described as spastic, silly, and somewhat strange. Hence the alliteration. But I like others to develop their own opinions, do inquire inside.
What I’m doing with my life
Went to college, got the fancy degree. Now am doing something fairly unrelated. Jubilee, right?

I'm a flight attendant. So travel, explore, travel. Three parts awesome, one part sky waiter.
I’m really good at
I do have a bit of a brain that I like to tromp out every now again. Usually to my folly. Politics, history, random factoids about pop culture, I fairly good at pub trivia.

I also am a presently under performing artist. But that is because I'm a lazy bones! Tsk, tsk.
The first things people usually notice about me
Matters where you meet me. I can range from mellow to exburenant depending on the situation. Physically? Probably my glasses or eyes if I am sans the glasses.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I like variable fantastic things! Huzzah!

Authors include Austen, Ludlam, Tolkien, Rowling.

Genres include Absurdism, High Fantasy, Historical Documents, and Ghost Folklore.

Music includes Dance, Alternative, Classical, Pop, Other. Nero, Santigold, Roisin Murphy, Lady Gaga, Kimbra, Kelis, Avicci, Tiesto, Coldplay.

Netflix binges include Doctor Who, Buffy, Roseanne, Sailor Moon, Futurama, Archer, Bobs Burgers, Parks and Rec.

Food includes ALL. Or nothing. I can never decide.
Six things I could never do without
Travel, Books, Dancable Music, Grain Products, Diet Dr. Pepper, and Dragons. Doesn't that all count? Haha
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Random Things. Like starbursts (the celestial event, not the candy), mythical battles, French spies. I really jump around.
On a typical Friday night I am
Mulling about town. Prancing, mostly likely due to booze. Watching Celebrity Ghost Stories. Really just being in the world doing whatever. I try not to plan my life down to the minutia.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have no sense of right or left. I was never taught which was which, and was apparently too directional challenged to totally figure it out. However, I am fairly ambidextrous, so all sort of makes up for itself. But that is a story in itself.
You should message me if
If you want to engage in some sort of discourse. Tis what messages are for, no?

Oh and you don't have to be creative in any message. Though that usually is a plus. We all like to be spoiled.
The two of us