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3 fictional characters;
The Dean from Community, because I love costumes and camp
Troy because I'm goofy, earnest and enthusiastic
Abed because I can only explain myself in term of genre conventions and fictional characters
When people give a list of adjectives for themselves I've found it oftenproves more aspiration than actual. Which no judgement there, when you're branding yourself in the way fast paced capitalist society demands of you to you're gonna become a series of buzzwords.
I'm a series of stories.
ENFP, Hufflepuff, Air, Gemini*
Depending on whichever one of those you place stock in. It's all just a starting place for self mythologizing anyway.
Hosting bar trivia semi-regularly
I'm in a bit of a transitional period. Looking for a career path that will;
Provide income and stability
Allow me the freedom to travel semi-regularly.
Doesnt drive me to drink heavily.
*I post this not without trepidation, as many of the cool, nerdy, skeptical sort of people I'm looking get to know count any sort of astrological superstition as an immediate disqualification. But, you know what fuck that noise. I don't get along with elitist judgmental nerds anyway.
I guess you could call me a "bad boy" in the sense i'm bad at things while also being immature.
I just find people so fascinating. I'm genuinely interested in how people think and what happens to them! Because of this when people talk to me, perhaps I'm not as quick to make value judgments as most people.
Singing Hamilton lyrics
I'm trying to get people to tell me about themselves, or trying to make everyone laugh.
That I smell of Bay Rum, Lime, Sugar Cookies, and Tobacco.
Cause if you want to attract pirates ladies, you gotta smell the part.
I really like talking about art. Or to be more precise, stories. I like talking about stories and themes and why some stories work and other don't, and what characters represent, and why certain kinds of people like certain kinds or art, and why Taylor Swift and Kanye West maybe aren't so different and both have value as artists and...well all that wibbly wobbly liberal arts crap.
BOOKS - Pretty much anything by; Douglas Adams, Neil Gaiman, Robert Greene, Kurt Vonnegut;
A Song of Ice and Fire, The Autobiography ofMalcolm X, The Moral Animal: The new science of Evolutionary Psychology, Dresden Files, The Audacity of Hope, Freakonomics, Kitchen Confidential.
Movies - Pacific Rim, Pan's Labyrinth, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Halfbaked, Kevin Smith Films, Judd Apathow movies, Tarrentino films and Spike Lee joints, Hot Fuzz, Iron Man, 12 Angry Men (the original), Hudsucker Proxy, Bad Boys 2, Pirates of the Carribben. Also anything Edgar Wright has done.
T.V. - Rick and Morty is my new jam. FLCL, How I met your Mother, One Piece, Community, Breaking Bad, Louie, Venture Brothers, Gravity Falls, Arrested Development, Sealab 2021, The Daily Show and Happy Endings. I really don't watch alot of T.V. on television. Most things I like are DVD or online.
People. I'm an exotrovert, meaning I draw my strength from people. Entertaining friends, meeting new people, and helping them solve their problems is what I was put on earth to do.
"If you have a Garden and a Library, you have everything you need."
Physical activity. I like moving, and being out in nature, and I find I'm better person when I keep those things in my life.
The alimentary canal. Did you know that when two people kiss they are creating an approximately 14 meter long tube between to assholes? Did you also know that's beautiful?
Why people do the things they do and act the way they act. What my parents were like when they were young. Where I'll be in 5 years.
Why the girls I be digging on, are all way more into tall gangly white dudes. All the nerd girls want their David Tenant, not chocolate Seth Rogen. (is this what a sapiosexual is?) I'm trying to reverse engineer what this says about me at my preferences. I find human attraction fascinating! I absolutely devour each of those okc trends post.
(this hasn't been as true as recently a fact i can only attribute to the popularity of Drake and Childish Gambino)
How much weird monkey-lizard brain shit still runs society.
Like the age society makes women feel like they need to start lying about their age neatly coincides with the drop off in fertility. Or how studies show a correlation between being hungry as a child and how much a man finds larger chested women desirable.
Race. Politics. How to save the world.
Looking at my dating history I do well with girls that relate deeply with Morticia Adams, Ramona Flowers, and April Ludgate. Mostly because I'm open, emotional, goofy, and I'm drawn to austere smartasses with big hearts ad impeccable fashion sense.
I don't like people who say they don't read unless they have to. This is dreadfully important. If we go on a date and you say "Yea, I don't really read" or "I hate reading", my dick with fall off and start inching it's way back the home like a caterpillar*
If you listen to ICP, I'm just gonna call you juggalo
I ain't got time to be quantifying levels of juggalosity
-You have a geeky side but are not consumed by it, and/or you have a passion/hobby you can rant my ears off about.
-You're 23 or older. This profile isn't for babies. Which I only say to let the babies know how cool they are for being here. What's up you cool baby.
*or more like a snake really ohohoho