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My self-summary
This is the most accurate portrayal of me. Either you watch this video and want to know this dude, or don't. All the words below are redundant.

ENFP, Air, Gemini, Hufflepuff

Girls that strike my fancy, I ask if they have ever owned a pug. I do this because find I have better luck with women that can appreciate chubby, ill-constructed crimes against nature with breathing problems.
What I’m doing with my life
When i grow up, I wanna be a Crazy Black Wizard like Cornell West or George Clinton. Traveling the land and talking in mystical ghetto riddles.

Growing up a middle class black nerd, you are burdened with a sense obligation. When I was little often felt like others looked at me as "The Choosen One". The one outta all my class that had the skills and intelligence to not only make it out of the ghetto but also come back and save the rest of my brothers and sisters trapped there by the oppressive class system. On some level, the fact I have not lived up to my potential still eats at me.

That's probably not the sexiest introduction to me, but I think it's the most honest.

Breaking my back trying to die in higher tax bracket.

Attempting to flirt with cool people.
I’m really good at
Being open-minded, Listening, making people laugh, observing people, and having fun no matter what I am doing.

I've been told "You're like Sweden you really don't pick a side. And everybody loves you for it."

I don't know how true that is, but people enjoy telling me their life's problems. I try to hold off telling people what to do, or how I feel unless they ask for my opinion. The thing is, I just find people so fascinating. I'm genuinely interested in how people think and what happens to them! Because of this when people talk to me, perhaps I'm not as quick to make value judgments as most people?

My mom told me 'everybody is living their lives the best way they know how'. My current belief structure is based around that.

Also dancing and make outs and being almost always hella super down for sexing. Message me if you want a dude who will look at you naked like a dog that only gets let out 3-4 times a year looks at jangling keys.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm probably dancing.

I guess you could call me a "bad boy" in the sense i'm bad at things while also being immature.

I'm trying to get people to tell me about themselves, or trying to make everyone laugh.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
As i grow older the more I question the utility of selecting a partner/friend/lover through a heavy integration of the kinds of art they consume. I like a lot of stuff!

I really like talking about art. Or to be more precise, stories. I like talking about stories and themes and why some stories work and other don't, and what characters represent, and why certain kinds of people like certain kinds or art, and why Taylor Swift and Kanye West maybe aren't so different and both have value as artists and...well all that wibbly wobbly liberal arts crap.

anyway, here's a list.

BOOKS - Pretty much anything by; Douglas Adams, Neil Gaiman, Robert Greene, Kurt Vonnegut;

Musical tastes: Kendrick Lamar, Macklemore & Ryan Lewis, Anything that's been on The Chappelle Show.

Scott Pilgrim comics, A Song of Ice and Fire, The Autobiography ofMalcolm X, The Moral Animal: The new science of Evolutionary Psychology, Dresden Files, The Audacity of Hope, Freakonomics, Kitchen Confidential.

Movies - Pacific Rim, Pan's Labyrinth, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Halfbaked, Kevin Smith Films, Judd Apathow movies, Tarrentino films and Spike Lee joints, Hot Fuzz, Iron Man, 12 Angry Men (the original), Hudsucker Proxy, Bad Boys 2, Pirates of the Carribben. Also anything Edgar Wright has done.

T.V. - Rick and Morty is my new jam. FLCL, How I met your Mother, One Piece, Community, Breaking Bad, Louie, Venture Brothers, Gravity Falls, Arrested Development, Sealab 2021, The Daily Show and Happy Endings. I really don't watch alot of T.V. on television. Most things I like are DVD or online.

Food - I'm trying to eat healthy these days. I really like cooking my own food because it gives me a creative outlet, is generally cheaper than eating out, and makes it easier to eat healthy.

When I do go out to eat it's generally Chinese and Mexican food. But I'm always looking for new places.
The six things I could never do without
"Water, 35 liters. Carbon, 20 kilograms. Ammonia, 4 liters. Lime, 1.5 kilograms. Phosphorous, 800 grams. Salt, 250 grams. Saltpeter, 100 grams. Sulfur, 80 grams. Fluorine, 7.5, iron, 5, silicon, 3 grams, and trace amounts of 15 other elements." Because if we are going to do the purely literal interpretation of the question why not go super nerdy.

People. I'm an exotrovert, meaning I draw my strength from people. Entertaining friends, meeting new people, and helping them solve their problems is what I was put on earth to do.

"If you have a Garden and a Library, you have everything you need."

Physical activity. I like dancing, and being out in nature, and I find I'm better person when I keep those things in my life.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How to transmute White Guilt into getting laid. Or anything useful really. I've been told Pity Sex is the worst kind of sex, but I'd wager it's still the best kind of pity.

The alimentary canal. Did you know that when two people kiss they are creating an approximately 14 meter long tube between to assholes? Did you also know that's beautiful?

Why people do the things they do and act the way they act. What my parents were like when they were young. Where I'll be in 5 years.

Why the girls I be digging on, are all way more into tall gangly white dudes. All the nerd girls want their David Tenant, not chocolate Seth Rogen. (is this what a sapiosexual is?) I'm trying to reverse engineer what this says about me at my preferences. I find human attraction fascinating! I absolutely devour each of those okc trends post.


Vestigial organs.

How much weird monkey-lizard brain shit still runs society.
Like the age society makes women feel like they need to start lying about their age neatly coincides with the drop off in fertility. Or how studies show a correlation between being hungry as a child and how much a man finds larger chested women desirable.

Race. Politics. How to save the world.
On a typical Friday night I am
Doing this.

I like watching television, listening to television, listening to the radio, listening to television on the radio, watching television on the Internet, and watching the Internet on a television.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I am a complete goof, exhibit A

I share names with two William Shatner characters.

I'm so wizard, I'm J.K. Ballin'

In high school filled a wheel-barrel with water and gasoline to see if I could light water on fire.

My middle name is Tyberius.

I have no idea what i should do with my life.

I don't like people who say they don't read unless they have to. This is dreadfully important. If we go on a date and you say "Yea, I don't really read" or "I hate reading", my dick with fall off and start inching it's way back the home like a caterpillar*

If you listen to ICP, I'm just gonna call you juggalo
I ain't got time to be quantifying levels of juggalosity

Lost my virginity at 24. I was very bad at hitting on/recognizing being hit on by people for several years. Still am! Only now I just talk to cool masculine girls, who find me attractive enough to be blunt.
You should message me if
-You think you could fuck a guy with a flip phone and not hate yourself in the morning. (I actually no longer have a flip phone, but still like this line. If desirability for you requires a base level of wealth/status, then I'm not and will likely never be the man for you.)

-You have a geeky side but are not consumed by it, and/or you have a passion/hobby you can rant my ears off about.

-You're 23 or older. This profile isn't for babies. Which I only say to let the babies know how cool they are for being here. What's up you cool baby.

*or more like a snake really ohohoho