35 San Francisco, United States
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My self-summary
If you looked at your dating history would you have picked those people based on their dating profiles? Food for thought. If you like what you see, take a chance. You never know. I promise you'll at least laugh. And if you're not feelin it then you just got a free drink. I can guarantee I'm not a the bad get-me-the-eff-outta-here sorta way.
What I’m doing with my life
After 2 years of bitching about how the Googler hipster yuppies are destroying my hometown...I'm riding the Google shuttle.
I’m really good at
Making people feel comfortable. Telling stories and quoting movie lines from awesomely bad movies. I have many useless talents.
The first things people usually notice about me
My laugh.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Movies: Gladiator, The Matrix, The Wedding Singer, Good Will Hunting. Honestly I'll watch anything aside from pure romance and Hostel.

Books: Pimp (Ask me why if curious)

Shows: Friends, 24, Homeland, SOA, Breaking Bad, Scrubs, TNG, How I Met Your Mother, GOT
The six things I could never do without
Friends, family, laughter, sunny days, burritos, and hope
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How I got here and where I'm going...
On a typical Friday night I am
If you're looking for someone who likes to rage, I'm gonna save you some time. I'm all for have fun, but I'd rather be hanging out somewhere comfortable with good people.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Jason Statham is awesome.
You should message me if
If you are over dating douche-monkeys.