My sweet, sweet pitbull Sunshine. She was there with me when I was homeless at one point.
Food because it's never cheated on me. I want a female to look at me the way that I look at food.
Videogames what better way to get over that social awkwardness?
A toothbrush, can't go around being in peoplesome faces with stank breath.
And grammar, I want people to understand what I'm saying.