29New Orleans, United States
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My self-summary
I can never quite tell if I want to live a life of sophistication and gin in the Big City, or move to a cabin in the middle of nowhere with a pack of dogs and a few barrels of whiskey.
Grew up on sarcasm, but I've come to embrace earnestness.
What I’m doing with my life
Moved to NOLA on a wing and a prayer some months ago. Now I ride a trike around for a living.
I write and act and draw in the hopes of making something interesting. Mostly comedic stuff.
Overeducated and underemployed, like the rest of my generation.
I’m really good at
Being crazy lucky.
The first things people usually notice about me
Barbers always make a point of talking about how thick my hair is.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
In general, I like fiction, and I like it to have damn big ideas.

TV: Black Mirror, Peep Show, Stella, MST3K, Police Squad, Cheers (and Frasier), Mr. Show, The X-Files.

Books: by JD Salinger, Nathaniel West, Sinclair Lewis, Jorge Luis Borges, HP Lovecraft, Robert E. Howard, Cormac McCarthy, Paul Auster.

Movies: Favorite movie of all time is "Harvey" with Jimmy Stewart. A random sample of other movies I love: The Fly, True Grit, Royal Tenenbaums, Unbreakable, Airplane!, Dr. Strangelove, High Fidelity, Drive, Wet Hot American Summer, Pontypool.

Music: Folk rock, punk rock, jazz fusion, alt rock, experimental rock, and electronic rock - I like a lot of other music as well but this is what I would call my favorite. "Tangled Up In Blue" is probably the most perfect song ever.

I like eating but don't really give a shit what it is that I am eating.
Six things I could never do without
pen, paper, caffeine, blue jeans, some tunes
"If you're not wearin' comfortable shoes, life is just chaos. I mean the greatest accomplishments in history have been made by men wearin' accommodating shoes."
I spend a lot of time thinking about
My crude understanding of zen. Art, in its myriad forms. Synchronicity, UFOs, etymology, transhumanism, postmodernism, survivalism, etc. You know, the usual.
On a typical Friday night I am
Working or drinking or writing
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I can't shake the feeling that Alanis Morisette and I would have been the perfect couple.
You should message me if
You're assertive.
You are fun and/or funny.
You stay busy.
You are not a fake profile created for a movie or something. I am irrationally afraid of that happening.
The two of us