28 New Orleans, United States
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My self-summary
I can never quite tell if I want to live a life of sophistication and gin in the Big City, or move to a cabin in the middle of nowhere with a pack of dogs and a few barrels of whiskey.
Grew up on sarcasm, but I've come to embrace earnestness.
What I’m doing with my life
Moved to NOLA on a wing and a prayer a few months ago. Now I ride a bike around for a living.
I write and act and draw in the hopes of making something interesting. Mostly comedy, sometimes comics.
I am overeducated (got a shiny useless law degree!) and underemployed.
I’m really good at
Being crazy lucky.
The first things people usually notice about me
Barbers always make a point of talking about how thick my hair is.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
In general, I like fiction, and I like it to have damn big ideas.

TV: Black Mirror, Peep Show, Stella, MST3K, Police Squad, Cheers (and Frasier), Mr. Show, The X-Files.

Books: by JD Salinger, Nathaniel West, Sinclair Lewis, Jorge Luis Borges, HP Lovecraft, Robert E. Howard, Cormac McCarthy, Paul Auster.

Movies: Favorite movie of all time is "Harvey" with Jimmy Stewart. A random sample of other movies I love: The Fly, True Grit, Royal Tenenbaums, Unbreakable, Airplane!, Dr. Strangelove, High Fidelity, Drive, Wet Hot American Summer, Pontypool.

Music: Folk rock, punk rock, jazz fusion, alt rock, experimental rock, and electronic rock - I like a lot of other music as well but this is what I would call my favorite. "Tangled Up In Blue" is probably the most perfect song ever.

I have unrefined tastes - although I can taste the differences in food it means next to nothing to me. But gun to my head, I like chicken, chocolate, coffee, and spice.
The six things I could never do without
pen, paper, caffeine, blue jeans, some tunes
"If you're not wearin' comfortable shoes, life is just chaos. I mean the greatest accomplishments in history have been made by men wearin' accommodating shoes."
I spend a lot of time thinking about
My crude understanding of zen. Art, in its myriad forms. Synchronicity, UFOs, etymology, transhumanism, postmodernism, survivalism, etc. You know the usual.
On a typical Friday night I am
My work schedule is all kindsa weird right now, so I'm probably either working or resting up for the next few days of work.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I can't shake the feeling that Alanis Morisette and I would have been the perfect couple.
You should message me if
You're assertive.
You are fun and/or funny.
You stay busy.
You are not a fake profile created for a movie or something. I am irrationally afraid of that happening.