24 Barrie, Canada
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My self-summary
When you meet me, the pleasure will be all yours. I party like its 1999. I am America's next top model. I never perspire. My strengths outweigh my weaknesses. I am constantly caller number 9 and win tickets to all the best shows. I bat 400. I have made extraordinary four course meals using only a spatula and a toaster oven. I'm a stellar hugger and a world class cuddler. I dance with the stars. I consistently beat Chuck Norris in arm-wrestling. I once read Paradise Lost, The Odyssey and War & Peace all in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening. I shower daily. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear. Sushi is my favorite food group. I bake 30 minute brownies in 20 minutes flat. Moms love me and children wanna be me. I know the exact location of every item in the supermarket. I always pick the most fullest and symmetrical Christmas trees. On Wednesdays, after classes, I repair electrical appliances free of charge. When I go to Wendy's, the entire menu changes to 99 cents. My carpet vacuums itself. Everyday is my lucky day. I eat soup, I'm a go-getta. I sleep once a day. Basically...I rock.
What I’m doing with my life
Bodybuilding, creating music, and working by day, Kung Fu master and spoon collector by night.
I’m really good at
My primary passion is bodybuilding. I put most of my time and energy into eating 6 healthy meals a day on top of training 5 days a week. To me bodybuilding is a art, and a lifestyle. A girl who is into working out is a plus in my books. Music is my second passion and I am very passionate about guitar and have been playing for 8 years. recently gotten into singing. I respect and listen to most genres of music.
The first things people usually notice about me
I can't word this without sounding like a douche, but my body is what most people notice first. It puts people at ease and they feel more comfortable talking to me because I look like an approachable person. I'm also very funny and confident. I don't care about what anyone thinks, and I will say whatever I feel like despite what people may think.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
If you play World of Warcraft, or Diablo 3, we were meant to be.
Favourite Movies:
-The Longest Yard
-Austin Powers Trilogy
Favourite Music
I've been listening to alot of trance/house lately, but my heart will always have a place for metal (from melodic to heavy), hard rock, alternative, and indie music as I play guitar and can appreciate these types of music.
If you listen to Above and Beyond, City and Colour, Beck, The Shins, Tool, In Flames, Mat Zo, or Myon and Shane54, I want to give you a hug.
The six things I could never do without
love (no homo)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Magnets, how the fuck do those things work? It's a sorcery of some kind I swear. I ponder this question constantly... or I could do a google search, that shit works wonders.
On a typical Friday night I am
Either sleeping or going out and having fun with my friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I drink 3 XL Double Doubles a day. Maybe a monster energy drink on top of that. It's sad really.
You should message me if
You're not a whale and have a unique personality.
If you're a whale I'll man the harpoons.
Otherwise, don't be afraid to shoot me a message. I'm down to earth, and kind. I treat people with respect if they treat me with respect.