I am passionate about monospace fonts, can talk for hours about some asinine shit that seemed important at the time, and have been known to eat entire boxes of cookies without noticing.
Also neurotically updating my profile, and indulging in various geeky pursuits (video games, cooking, bondage, whatever).
I live downtown, don't have a car, think motorcycles are unsafe, have no tattoos or piercings, am financially responsible, and ate haggis from a food truck one time. It was gross.
Oh! Actually there are some things I do like, but they're pretty obscure so you probably haven't heard of them yet.
For real though I'm so nerdy I like it when my video games to have actual spreadsheets in them. If possible, I like my video games to be embedded within other video games. It's turtles all the way down, man.
Nachos are good, so are music sounds I guess, Rick and Morty is a good show. I read all the popular books (even the dumb ones) just so I get to have an opinion on them that isn't entirely based on hearsay.
-Attending the gym 1-3 times a week (or whenever convenient).
-Other people's pets.
-Balanced and affordable lunches to take to work (shawarma close enough).
-Whatever hobby I'm into for now.
I probably do want to sleep with you eventually, but believe it or not, there's also an entire human being attached to the other end. And if I seem disinterested, it's because I'd rather be too distant than inadvertently creep someone out.
-You are open to the idea of meeting a person in person.
-You're interested in my collection of authentic samurai sword replicas.
-You have impeccable taste in whatever it is you're into.
-You need an impartial stranger to look at something for you and tell you whether or not you should see a doctor. (Eew, and yes you should)