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My self-summary
My nickname is Frosted Flakes because I'm grrrrreat. And I have a talking tiger that handles my TV commercials. And I get soggy after sitting in milk for a long time. There's probably better choices out there. Others with better packaging. Others with fancy toys. But just like Frosted Flakes I'm simple, sweet, and something you can rely on time after time.
What I’m doing with my life
Currently I work and try to play guitar. If MacGyver and Uncle Jesse from Full House had a baby, well, first of all it would be a miracle since it would be two guys having a baby. But if they did have a baby it might turn out to be someone like me (without the mullet and good looks though).
I’m really good at
There's a lot of things that I'm just okay at, but I'm not really good at any one thing, except for my Richard Simmons impression. It's spot on.
The first things people usually notice about me
It's probably my Mike Tyson face tattoo. It's not a tattoo like Mike Tyson's, it's a tattoo of Mike Tyson. On my face. His face on my face. Not really.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Tuesday's With Morrie, Friday Night Lights, Something Wicked This Way Comes, Harry Potter, The Bible, etc.
Music: Dave Barnes, Matt Wertz, Ben Rector, Gabe Dixon, Katie Herzig, and so much more. Singer-songwriters are usually my go to.
Movies: Back to the Future, E.T., The Shawshank Redemption, Dumb & Dumber, October Sky, and again so much more
Shows: 60 Minutes, The Amazing Race, Modern Family, Shark Tank, Parks & Recreation, Community, Brooklyn Nine-Nine
Food: I just try to eat real foods. A novel concept, I know. Buffalo wings are probably my favorite.
The six things I could never do without
IU Basketball
Grace, love, and forgiveness
My guitar
Sarcasm and dry humor
Rich Chocolate Ovaltine
Family and friends
I spend a lot of time thinking about
If aliens exist, do you think they have dentists? Things like this keep me up at night. I also geek out about roller coasters and theme park attractions quite a bit.
On a typical Friday night I am
I honestly don't have much of a social life, so my Fridays are usually spent at home, unwinding from the week while watching something on Netflix. Sometimes I rob banks just to mix things up, but that's usually on Tuesdays, not Fridays.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I've been on the New York Times best sellers list (sort of).
You should message me if
Contact me if you like guys that compare themselves to breakfast cereals.