30Warsaw, United States
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My self-summary
My nickname is Frosted Flakes because I'm grrrrreat. And I have a talking tiger that handles my TV commercials. And I get soggy after sitting in milk for a long time. There's probably better choices out there. Others with better packaging. Others with fancy toys. But just like Frosted Flakes I'm simple, sweet, and something you can rely on time after time.
What I’m doing with my life
Currently I go to work, and that's about it. I'm a very simple, boring individual.

My goal in life is to be a combination of MacGyver and Uncle Jesse from Full House (i.e. creative, resourceful, quick witted, good looking, musically talented, and adorned in a luscious mullet).

Unfortunately, I have none of these characteristics. I have the looks and personality of a potato.
I’m really good at
There's a lot of things that I'm just okay at, but I'm not really good at any one thing. Except for my Richard Simmons impression. It's spot on.
The first things people usually notice about me
It's probably my Mike Tyson face tattoo. No, it's not a face tattoo like Mike Tyson's. It's a tattoo of Mike Tyson. On my face. His face on my face. Not really.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Tuesday's With Morrie, Friday Night Lights, Something Wicked This Way Comes, Harry Potter, etc.

Music: Dave Barnes, Matt Wertz, Ben Rector, Gabe Dixon, Katie Herzig, and so much more. Singer-songwriters are usually my go to.

Movies: Back to the Future, E.T., The Shawshank Redemption, Dumb & Dumber, October Sky, Unbreakable, The Prestige, and many more

Shows: 60 Minutes, Shark Tank, The Office, Better Call Saul, Chopped, This is Us, Parks and Recreation, The Walking Dead

Food: I just try to eat real foods. A novel concept, I know.
Six things I could never do without
IU Basketball
Theme Parks
My guitar
Sarcasm and dry humor
Rich Chocolate Ovaltine
I spend a lot of time thinking about
If aliens exist, do you think they have dentists? This keeps me up at night.
On a typical Friday night I am
I don't have much of a social life, so Fridays are usually spent at home watching something on Netflix. Sometimes I rob banks just to mix things up, but that's usually on Tuesdays, not Fridays.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I've been on the New York Times best sellers list (sort of).
You should message me if
Contact me if you like guys that compare themselves to breakfast cereals.
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