38 Port Townsend, United States
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My self-summary
I am passion rolled in wit, deep fried in creativity, then garnished with charm and smothered in guacamole. That same opening line has been up for a couple of years now, I think. It hasn't gotten me any dates, but I understand that lots of women on this site request Mexican food when they're going out with other guys.

I am entertaining, evolving, and kinky
What I’m doing with my life
Let's see. I have a 12-year-old daughter who is smarter, more talented, better-looking and more popular than I am. She thinks she's funnier, too, but she's wrong. I'm also taller. So far.

I'm also in a wonderful relationship with a gorgeous, fun, smart woman. I know how disappointed you all are, ladies. However, all is not lost. She likes to flirt with gorgeous, vivacious women as much as I do. Check her out:

I own a small, relatively successful business in order to feed myself. For fun, I write, direct, film and edit short movies and some stage shows. I've done two murder mystery dinners and am working on a third. It's fun.
I’m really good at
Creating things... ideas, stories, movies, potential businesses, that kind of thing. Cooking.
The first things people usually notice about me
The horns.

My eyes and my smile.

Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I hope you have some free time. Here we go...

Books: Catch-22, To Kill a Mockingbird, Ishmael, Trainspotting, Siddhartha, Lolita, The Princess Bride, the Harry Potter books, most anything by Steinbeck (except The Pearl... I hated The Pearl), most anything by Heinlein, I could go on for ages.

Movies: The Princess Bride (again), Moulin Rouge, anything by Tarantino, Face/Off, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Full Metal Jacket, The Office (ok, it's a TV show), Office Space, Secretary.

I spend a lot of time thinking about
I'm a guy. You figure it out.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm really a busty 19-year-old redheaded girl, but I like to pretend I'm an old guy on the Internet.