24 Arlington, United States
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My self-summary
This space once boasted a description of me that was melodic and elegant. The wording was crisp, the message clearly detailing a creative intellect with a powerful wonderlust. It was glorious. But one day, after snort laughing so hard the I belched, I realized that "graceful" wasn't exactly my first name. So, let's get the whole story, shall we? Plot points:

• I love to laugh (at everything)
• I live to learn. ('bout everything)
• I'm an amalgam of "opposing" traits.
• I am a Jacqueline of all Trades.
• No, really. I've done professional work as a Writer, Visual Artist, Chef, Financial Advisor, a Teacher, etc.. I love it all.
• I exist for adventure and experience.
• I'm quite possibly a flight risk, but I'm not noncommittal; I'm just anti-routine.
• Not looking for dates as much as friends.
• I am cultured, well-traveled, yet still able to be a bit uncouth at times. And that's OK.
• I'm the worst and best planner. Shut up.
• I hate gender roles, norms, & pigeonholes.
• I'm basically Jessica Day, Gretchen Cutler, and Sheldon Cooper as one epic person.
• My humor ranges from nerdy, to high brow, to low brow, right down to dark.
• If you have nothing on your page, we probably have nothing to talk about.
• "Hey (insert generic compliment)" is not a talk piece. Start a conversation or move along. Seriously, I will ignore you.
• Grammar Goddess Level: Expert
• I love to debate. Don't try me!
• I'm not as über cocky as I joke to be.
• I'm weird. And a geek.
a) I love it
b) you love it.
What I’m doing with my life
Everything I do is in pursuit of my goals and/or the interest of my happiness. I just moved to Arlington, TX.
I’m really good at
being creative and spontaneous !
finding cool sweaters at thrift shops
fostering confidence in others
making the kissy face
getting babies to love me
proving you wrong
spewing completely obscure facts
mastering a skill in short time frames
The first things people usually notice about me
My lack of normalcy, my love for words.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Sooooooo MUCH! I shan't type it all.

Movies: The Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, The Fifth Element, ANYTHING TIM BURTON, most things by Tarantino. brain teasers and thought-provoking pieces are joy. cult/odd/satirical musicals are my weakness. Grease, Rocky Horror, Funny Girl, etc. Also, Sondheim is a genius . Partially irrelevant , perhaps, but true !

Shows : Doctor Who, Glee, Orange is the New Black, New Girl, Community, the Big Bang Theory, Adventure Time, Dexter, How I Met Your Mother, Once Upon a Time, Don't Trust the B**** in Apt 23, etc. Also I'll watch a cartoon like nobody's business !

Food: I like to master the preparation and shameless devouring of pretty much all types of cuisine. I am currently working on learning more Greek and Filipino dishes :)

Music : I love anything that speaks to me. Neosoul, Jazz Fusion, Acid Jazz, R&B, REAL Hiphop, a little country, Pop, House/Electronic, Alternative, Indie, and a new budding love for Junk bands thanks to Dandelion Junk Queens :)

Books : anything fantasy interspersed with steady streams of reality and a keen reinventing of modern history/destiny.
The six things I could never do without
Lets make this into a game of five truths, one lie shall we ?

My family
My imagination
My faith
My wit.
Vanilla Ice's musical contributions.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Art, the future, the past, the universe, things I should do, things I will do, things I'd like to do, hypotheses, new theories, etc.
On a typical Friday night I am
...either into something new, into something fun, into my current piece, or into bed with a book. Yep, pretty much sums up life.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
My thoughts sometimes translate into nonsensical noises/sounds instead of actual words (even though I'm really great with words)

I sniff things and people without thinking to do so.

I am a madman with a box
You should message me if
you are open-minded, eclectic, adventurous, and spontaneous.

you like to talk about things : life, love, all that other bullshit.

you wish to pose a question.

you have developed a hypothesis and would like help proving it a valid theory.

you want to tell me a story of a foreign land, or perhaps a forbidden one?

you wish to tell me my profile is quite expansive, to which I will undeniably respond "That's what she said" or "Not in comparison to the universe, my friend" depending on how douchie I'm feeling.