40 Manhattan, United States
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My self-summary
My baby niece likes to brush and style my hair, since it's a bit less curly than her little brother's. If I turn my head at all or make jokes, she yells at me and hits me with the brush. So, yeah... I'm basically a bad-ass James Dean type....
What I’m doing with my life
If you click:
you can see what I'm doing with my life. You can also see a cute six-year old with chubby cheeks.
I’m really good at
-Multiplying 2 digit numbers by 11.
-Teaching people what 'syllepsis' is.
-Also, I live across the street from Sephora... which facilitates me being a pretty good boyfriend.
The first things people usually notice about me
A lot of people are like "excuse me, are you Gerard Butler?!"

It's a super hassle.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Catch-22, Cinderella Man, Cat Stevens, Ceviche


Infidel, Incredibles, Flobots, Felafel
The six things I could never do without
My six-pack. I'm totally ripped.

I'm like Hans from "Hans and Franz". Or... maybe Franz.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Lymphoma and the immune system.

How to make my family members happy.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I can sing the entire Little Mermaid soundtrack. They're just really good, solid songs.
You should message me if
You find most guys nice, but a little boring.
You have a cute butt.