Your best bet to actually learn about me is to see the questions I answer here. I also include commentary on those. But otherwise, I'd probably describe myself as a "Jack of All Trades". I'm reasonably competent in a tremendous variety of fields from sword fighting, computer repair, public speaking, nutrition, cooking and baseball to name a few, but I'm far from an expert in anything.
If you're still reading this, you may as well send me an IM/Email, or something. I'm usually online in some form or another.
Movies: I've seen one film in the last ten years.
Books: Usually I'm reading through something related to business, humor, or both!
Alternative list: Laptop, Car, Debit Card, Comfy Pillow, Drink Mixes, Beef Jerky.
Alternatively, if you're peddling free wares, I am totally interested in hearing about it if it is awesome stuff.
* - Not always true.