28Tucson, United States
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My self-summary
Office drone/insurance expert with an economics degree. Also snarky and a video game fan and holy crap I haven't updated this thing in two years. And apparently, because every guy on this site adds two inches to their height here, I'm going to say I'm 5'8" over there on the right. I'm actually 5'6", but because of the two inch thing, I don't want people thinking I'm even shorter than I really am.

Your best bet to actually learn about me is to see the questions I answer here. I also include commentary on those. But otherwise, I'd probably describe myself as a "Jack of All Trades". I'm reasonably competent in a tremendous variety of fields from sword fighting, computer repair, public speaking, nutrition, cooking and baseball to name a few, but I'm far from an expert in anything.

If you're still reading this, you may as well send me an IM/Email, or something. I'm usually online in some form or another.
What I’m doing with my life
Working, sleeping, eating. In that order. Most of my priorities right now focus around my career... and I'm on HERE to try to fix that. Derp.
I’m really good at
Various nerdery, cooking, baking, being funny/observant/smart simultaneously.
The first things people usually notice about me
It's probably the fact that I'm not on fire.*
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Music: 3rd wave ska, old school punk, occasionally newer stuff. I'm utterly ignorant about any kind of popular music.

Movies: I've seen one film in the last ten years.

Books: Usually I'm reading through something related to business, humor, or both!
Six things I could never do without
Food, Water, Oxygen, a method to regulate internal body temperature, Sleep, and something to keep me occupied.

Alternative list: Laptop, Car, Debit Card, Comfy Pillow, Drink Mixes, Beef Jerky.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
where I'll be in 5 years. I still don't have an answer.
On a typical Friday night I am
doing uh, something. Depends on the Friday, to be honest.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I like kittens.
You should message me if
at any point this profile has made you laugh. Or you think that I'll do so at some point in the future. Or if y'know, you want to IM me.

Alternatively, if you're peddling free wares, I am totally interested in hearing about it if it is awesome stuff.

* - Not always true.
The two of us