24 Austin, United States
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My self-summary
I'm a very unusual person who gets off on making things. With my mind that is, I can barely even make a mistake with my hands.

I'm a pretty good planner and think out things far in advance. As a result I have good long term goals, and am very stable.

I like a lot of things, but live music is not one of them. I find it rather empty and unsatisfying most of the time.

Other than that I enjoy pretty much any social or anti social activity, especially if alcohol can be worked in.
What I’m doing with my life
I work in the IT business these days, thanks for the job security old people! I spend the rest of my time writing fictional stories and running a website to pimp them out to the universe. (
I’m really good at
Talking, giving impromptu history lessons that weren't asked for, drinking, smoking, other awesome social self-destructive activities.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm hipster af
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Slaughter House V, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Kid Cudi, 13 Assassins, Pineapple Express, A comic book here and there. Mount Eden, Wu Tang Clan, The Mars Volta, The Gorillaz, Catcher in the Rye, Outliers, Hunter S. Thompson anything, Matt Taibi, Fight Club

These days I mostly just consume Internet media, and books though.
The six things I could never do without
Phones, Friends, Food, The Internet, Art, and Exercise.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why aren't I writing at the moment?
On a typical Friday night I am
Kicking back with my friends, Out, or hiding with my netflix.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I make repugnant rap music under a secret persona.
You should message me if
If you can tell me a clever pun.