40Middle River, United States
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My self-summary
I'm looking for a woman who's part country girl, part weirdo, and part geek. I have a sailboat and love to fish. Want to sail away with me?
What I’m doing with my life
Learning to play fiddle, fishing, playing in my band.
I’m really good at
Making unreasonably good popcorn.
Breathing fire.
I'm told I do an uncommonly good job cooking lamb and scallops.
I'm a pretty good shot when I'm in practice
The first things people usually notice about me
I have a classic super villain laugh.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Favorite comedians: Denis Leary, Richard Pryor, Sarah Silverman, Rodney Carrington.

H.P. Lovecraft, Stephen King, Robert Asprin, Christopher Moore, Terry Pratchett, Star Wars books, Deadpool, Cable, the Punisher, Ghost Rider, William Gibson.

Alien, Heathers, Mad Max. I'm mostly into horror and sci-fi, especially combinations of the 2.

Archer, Fall Guy, Doctor Who(Tom Baker has been my favorite since I was 12), Futurama, Magnum P.I., Veronica Mars, Firefly, Star Trek TOS. I love BBC shows like Red Dwarf, Black Books, and Coupling.

Oldies, punk/new wave, industrial, (non pop)country/bluegrass, 80s gothy stuff, thrash metal, Irish, electric blues

Caribbean or Cajun, oranges, catfish, grilled shrimp, stuffed oysters, rice, grilled corn, bbq'd potatos pork schnitzel

Video games: I'm mostly a PC gamer. Simulation, non action RPG, strategy, survival, that kind of stuff.
Six things I could never do without
actual physical books to read
somewhere to get away from everyone and everything for a little while
ethnic/regional foods to discover
fire for cooking, camping, and partying
Water to fish in, boat on, or lay around by
really tasty rum or scotch
Hot dogs on Friday. All hail Discordia!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How "just Google it" is killing conversation.
On a typical Friday night I am
Working on music, fishing, or with my neighbors here at the marina.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
My phone is half sentient. If there are odd, out of place words in a message, then chances are my phone put them there, not me. The little thing's a right bastard. It's kind of like a digital toddler I can teach all the bad words to and then see who it repeats them in front of.
You should message me if
You want me to know you're interested, i won't see likes on here. Say hi. You're not looking for a hookup, fwb, or an open relationship. I want a girlfriend, not a causal thing.
The two of us