39 Middle River, United States
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My self-summary
Comes with:
Awesome friends and family
Drama sold separately

I'm guessing y'all would like some character traits as well. I'm usually a pretty positive and happy person. My friends would describe me as loyal and honest, I'd describe me as a hopeless romantic. Or an alright guy, or both. My sense of humor is a mix of dark, inappropriate, and sarcasm.

I'm pretty happy with who I am, love life and look at it as an adventure. I'd really like to have someone to share all that fun with. When it's warm out I like sailing and fishing, and camping on a little island. I also really enjoy going to the range, ask me about how target shooting is like yoga.

I like video games, pnp/tabletop games, and star wars more than star trek(only really like TOS).
What I’m doing with my life
Living my dream.
I’m really good at
Making unreasonably good popcorn.
Breathing fire.
I'm told I do an uncommonly good job cooking lamb and scallops.
I'm also good at making friends with all the frogs and toads at work.
I'm a pretty good shot when I'm in practice
The first things people usually notice about me
I have a classic super villain laugh.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Favorite comedians: Denis Leary, Richard Pryor, Sarah Silverman, Rodney Carrington.

H.P. Lovecraft, Stephen King, Robert Asprin, Christopher Moore, Terry Pratchett, Star Wars books, Deadpool, Cable, the Punisher, Ghost Rider, William Gibson.

Alien, Heathers, Mad Max. I'm mostly into horror and sci-fi, especially combinations of the 2.

Archer, Fall Guy, Doctor Who(Tom Baker has been my favorite since I was 12), Futurama, Magnum P.I., Veronica Mars, Firefly, Star Trek TOS. I love BBC shows like Red Dwarf, Black Books, and Coupling.

Oldies, punk/new wave, industrial, (non pop)country/bluegrass, 80s gothy stuff, thrash metal, Irish, electric blues

Caribbean or Cajun, oranges, catfish, grilled shrimp, stuffed oysters, rice, grilled corn, bbq'd potatos pork schnitzel

Video games: I'm mostly a PC gamer. Simulation, non action RPG, strategy, survival, that kind of stuff.
The six things I could never do without
actual physical books to read
somewhere to get away from everyone and everything for a little while
ethnic/regional foods to discover
fire for cooking, camping, and partying
Water to fish in, boat on, or lay around by
really tasty rum or scotch
Hot dogs on Friday. All hail Discordia!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Does anyone else think it's comical that okcupid's icon for dating is sushi?
On a typical Friday night I am
Throwing a party, going out with a couple of friends. Fishing if it's warm enough. Catching up on books or computer games if nothing is going on or I need alone time to recharge.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
My phone is half sentient. If there are odd, out of place words in a message, then chances are my phone put them there, not me. The little thing's a right bastard. It's kind of like a digital toddler I can teach all the bad words to and then see who it repeats them in front of.
You should message me if
you've got your eye on an eventual relationship, not fwb or a one night stand.

You don't mind that I live on my sailboat(it took me a long time to be able to do this).