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My self-summary
I don't give a fuck about your cat.

My name is Mormon. I'm from a weird little town in the Rockies, although I do not call it home. I'm a rubbertramp who spends most my time wandering around life aimlessly with a fifth of cheap liquor in my hand at all times. I'm in Seattle for a good amount of time and I want to move my "home base" here. Because you're all so cool and this is a very traveler friendly city. Although I will always have southern blood in me.

Little sidenote: I am not looking for a unicorn. I am polyamorous and my partners and I have our own relationships, we are in no way, shape or form trying to form a tridad or an orgy.
What I’m doing with my life
I work with Food not Bombs feeding the homeless around seattle. I am a passionate activist. One day I hope to start my own farm that gives away free produce to everyone with the main focus being on marganalized communities. I was helping start a permaculture farm in Auburn, however it fell through and now I'm in a transitional phase planning my next move after investing so much time into this one project. Luckily I have widespread roots in Seattle and I work two jobs to keep me around this wonderful place for longer.

I live a super active lifestyle and like to be around people who do the same. But also I have fuck it days where I just lay around getting higher than Curtis Snow in the kitchen and playing video games or watching kids movies. Those don't come as often as I'd like though.
I’m really good at
Drawing, speaking my mind, reading people, judging character and intentions, Photoshop, pissing off the bourgeoisie, playing guitar, not taking showers, writing, arguing.
The first things people usually notice about me
The tattoos, the messy hair, the stutter, the silght twang in my voice.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Johnny hobo, chiodos, pat the bunny, leftöver crack, rise against, booze and glory, 7 seconds, fidlar, leper, crustina Aguilera, trash talk, code orange kids, underminded, taking back sunday, rebelution, konu, slightly stoopid, kottonmouth kings, old firm casuals, discocks, bad engrish, atmosphere, grieves, old crow medicine show, days n daze, yes mam, rail yard ghosts, Riley coyote, hank the third, nofx, garlic man and chikn, endorphins lost, mommy long legs, gag, lysol, aus rotten, ugly bastards.

This is England, Short Bus, Spun, Wrist cutters, slc punk, fear and loathing, American movie, fooly cooly, high school of the dead, gurren Lagan, ghost in the shell, soul eater, attack on titan, god bless America, space dandy, one punch man.

I read a lot of philosophy, political and pyschological books. Some of my favorite authors are Scott crow, Camus, Hamkin Bey, and Sterner.
The six things I could never do without
I'm a minimalist and everything I own fits in my van and I want nothing more.

1. My backpack
2. A sketchpad
3. The ocean
4. Beer
5. Awesome people
6. Good music
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Capitalism, anti capitalism, my friends, if humans are inherently free, philosophical writings of dead people, permaculture, sex/art (these can often intermingle), the time I made a situation super awkward four years ago.
On a typical Friday night I am
At a show, drinking, or stonned as a biblical whore, messing around on the farm.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Not exactly private, but needs to be said to new people. I dropped out of the rat race after working 5 years in the airline industry. It killed me to perpetuate a system of exploitation and environmental damage caused by capitalism and world trade. Now I live in a van I have converted into a home, doing volunteer work and living as freely as I can. If you think someone that is "homeless" must be because they are lazy or unambitious, then this isn't going to work.

Also I have have a huge guilty pleasure for Kreayshawn and some pretty terrible anime vocaloid type trance music. Usually the stuff that goes "la da di da da like da di da di da."
You should message me if
You want to kick it with a crusty and go on hood rat adventures.

Also if:
-You like anime, video games, or any kind of nerdy shit.
-If you are a leftist/environmental activist of any kind, as long as the cause is good. I am in solidarity with all walks of life except facism and capitalism.
-We have similar music taste.
- If you smell like marijuana and body odor
-You are open to alternative lifestyles such as squatting, dumpster diving, tramping, etc.
-You want to busk on a street corner