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My self-summary
If you think Jeff Goldbum was sexy in Jurassic Park then maybe I too will be sexy.

You won't like me if you can't deal with my constantly thinking and talking about theater, B-movies, actors and acting, novels and plays, pop politics, and podcasts. Also, whining and complaining.

Instant turn-offs: Self-proclaimed nerds, misogynists, and people who shout memes at me
What I’m doing with my life
Taking the first tentative steps into post-college life by working in a Harlem bookstore... let me know if you need actors for a Shakespeare play or people for a D&D campaign.
I’m really good at
The first things people usually notice about me
That I don't waste words. I only say things when I feel like my input will contribute. This sometimes leads to the dreaded "Why are you so quiet?" question.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Henry IV by William Shakespeare, The Metamorphosis by Franz Kafka, The Counterfeiters by Andre Gide, Cities of the Red Night by William S. Burroughs, Concrete Island by J.G. Ballard, The Duchess of Malfi by John Webster, The Name of the Wind by Patrick Rothfuss, The Autobiography of Yukichi Fukuzawa, the plays of Beckett, Chekhov, Yasmina Reza and Will Eno, and the poetry of Dylan Thomas, William Carlos Williams, and Frank O'Hara.

Movies: Jacob's Ladder, Down by Law, Excalibur, Hellboy, Alien, Waiting for Guffman, The Elephant Man, Boogie Nights, Robocop, The Thing, The Fly, Escape from New York, House (1977), Monty Python and the Holy Grail, THX 1138, There Will Be Blood, Borat, anything Godzilla or Gamera, and anything Star Wars.

Music: Tom Waits, Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds, Leonard Cohen, Foetus, Momus, Cabaret Voltaire, Danzig, Pentagram, Mr. Oizo, Sébastien Tellier, Big Black, Bathory, Manilla Road, Blind Guardian, Hala Strana, Ulver, Parallels, Kate Bush, John Maus, Howlin' Wolf, Electric Wizard, Donovan, The Tiger Lillies, The Mothers of Invention, The Deadfly Ensemble, Peste Noire.

Countless other things. I'm more consumer than man.
The six things I could never do without
Spending time alone is important, since that's what enables me to do more hanging out.

I start to feel weird after having spent a few days without listening to the music I like.

And I start to feel real grimy after a day or two without a shower.

Six feels arbitrary, so I'll leave it at three for now.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Dreaming about the fantasy of stage/voice acting for a living.
On a typical Friday night I am
having fun on INTERNET
You should message me if
If you can have fun without drugs and alcohol. I'm not abstinent, but I flirt with the idea.

Also, if you can watch something cheesy like Elfen Lied or Hellboy or Francis Ford Coppola's Dracula in total reverence and awe.