You won't like me if you can't deal with my constantly thinking and talking about theater, B-movies, actors and acting, novels and plays, pop politics, and podcasts. Also, whining and complaining.
Instant turn-offs: Self-proclaimed nerds, misogynists, and people who shout memes at me
Movies: Jacob's Ladder, Down by Law, Excalibur, Hellboy, Alien, Waiting for Guffman, The Elephant Man, Boogie Nights, Robocop, The Thing, The Fly, Escape from New York, House (1977), Monty Python and the Holy Grail, THX 1138, There Will Be Blood, Borat, anything Godzilla or Gamera, and anything Star Wars.
Music: Tom Waits, Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds, Leonard Cohen, Foetus, Momus, Cabaret Voltaire, Danzig, Pentagram, Mr. Oizo, Sébastien Tellier, Big Black, Bathory, Manilla Road, Blind Guardian, Hala Strana, Ulver, Parallels, Kate Bush, John Maus, Howlin' Wolf, Electric Wizard, Donovan, The Tiger Lillies, The Mothers of Invention, The Deadfly Ensemble, Peste Noire.
Countless other things. I'm more consumer than man.
I start to feel weird after having spent a few days without listening to the music I like.
And I start to feel real grimy after a day or two without a shower.
Six feels arbitrary, so I'll leave it at three for now.
Also, if you can watch something cheesy like Elfen Lied or Hellboy or Francis Ford Coppola's Dracula in total reverence and awe.