If you made it this far, great. You're either a masochist or you dig my humor. Or both? If you're both then definitely message me.
I'm looking for someone that I can, without question, let have the last slice of pizza. Are you that gal?
Awesome guy looking for an awesome girl that wants to do awesome things together. I'm dorky, hilarious, sometimes an idiot, sometimes a genius, and I have cute dimples. I do some nerdy things, but not alarmingly so. I have a tendency to be a night owl. But I can also wake up at the butt-crack of dawn. I also know how to use the proper your, you're, they're, their, and there. Because that's a thing. I've rocked the dad bod before the dad bod was cool. I have an amazingly strong upper body underneath the dad bod.
I'm also a softy.
So what am I looking for? All of the above. I've done the casual thing and it's not rewarding any more. I want something I can invest time, emotion, body, and get a return out of it. Whether it develops into something more or it develops into an awesome friend. I don't like the idea of losing people who enter my life.
When I'm not managing leadership guy I dabble in photography. Spend time with my son. Try to find some motivation to get back to bicycling and complete another century ride. And help run a nationally recognized supporter group for D.C. United.
Binge Ben & Jerry's
Cooking Uncle Ben's
Quoting Jerry Seinfeld
parking on a parkway
driving on a driveway
Being a dummy (the creepy store kind)
Angels In America
Hedwig And The Angry Inch
Jesus Christ Superstar
Nights at the theatre
Rapcore (yeah, I know, I'm still living in the 90s)
Lin Manuel Miranda
The Wild Party
Blockhead radio on Pandora
-Someone who will always understand my humor
-Being told that I'm an idiot and I'm wrong. Sometimes.
-My bicycle (I don't believe in Peter Pan, Frankenstein or Superman. All I want to do is BICYCLE!)
-My memory of every single song lyric that I currently know.
-A good pair of socks.
2: How could I have done that better? I constantly want to do better.
3: How I desperately want a giant sinkhole to appear at a Trump rally.
4: Whether or not I show up under the above average or hot filters for A+ members. If you're one please inform me.