34Brooklyn, United States
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My self-summary
Hey there, and thank you for taking the time out to read my silly, inconsequential profile. You deserve a pat on the back :) great job! Seriously. Just for you, I'll try extra hard to make this worth reading.

This is my attempt to write something honest/direct, without seeming like a bitter, desperate basket-case. I figure the last thing anyone wants to read is a list of complaints about how lame people on this site can be, nor a cliche amalgam of "family is important to me/ I'm an outgoing fun person" type of intro.

In short, I feel 29, I have already started referring to college students as "punks." This, accompanied by an increasing interest in cardigans makes the fear of dying alone seem like an impending possibility.
What I’m doing with my life
I finally decided to pursue what it was that I went to college for after 6 years of doing "sensible" work. Becoming a writer is now what I'm determined to do and actively focusing on.
I’m really good at
I dunno... I'm sure there's something.
The first things people usually notice about me
Lol, hopefully not my hairline.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I'm a pretty huge movie nerd... If you like Stanley Kubrick, then I will like you. I'll be pretty judgmental if a person "doesn't get" Seinfeld though.

Music always changes for me... however I rarely listen to any current music. If you like classic rock... big plus for you.

Food? who cares. Is that a serious question?
Six things I could never do without
entertainment, sarcasm, theft, arson, flowers, cannibalism.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
You'd slap me if I told you...
On a typical Friday night I am
depends if I'm dating or not... if I have a girlfriend, I love to take her out for drinks, dinner, movie... maybe take a trip somewhere fun. Really, that ability to go out on a whim with someone you like is just the biggest reward of dating... or maybe the 2nd biggest after the consistent sex...

Yeah, you know what? Scratch all that stuff I said above and I'll go with "sex" as my answer.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
ha... nothing to strangers on the internet. That's why it's private.
You should message me if
you laughed at least twice while reading this profile.
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