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My self-summary
"You can't stick your dick in a bowl of Mac n Cheese and then have children." - Aziz Ansari

-I try to spread smiles like malaria.
-I'm a problem solver.
-INTJ, which is what it is.
-It's easy for me to care about something.
-But equally as easy not to.
-Lawful Neutral.
-Content is happy. Happiness is not content.

"All my meals are business meals because my business is not starving." - Watsky

That's all you get.
What I’m doing with my life
Being a theatre techie for life.

I make things. Lots of different things.
I’m really good at
The first things people usually notice about me
My hair. On my face or my head. One's usually bigger than the other and they constantly both change shape.

Or that my race is apparently indistinguishable.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
This is a short list that doesn't have enough on it.

-All Harry Potter
-Various works of the great Hunter S. Thompson
-Any Chuck Palahniuk book
-Amusing Ourselves to Death
-Look at This Fucking Hipster
-The Zombie Survival Guide
-I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell
-The Girl With/Who _________
-Germs Guns and Steel
-Comedy writing secrets
-Looking for Alaska
-Paper Towns
-The Five Part Trilogy of Hitchhiker's Guide
-Yes, Please
-And many more.

-Run Lola Run
-Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
-Boondock Saints
-Wristcutters: A Love Story
-Nowhere Boy
-What Dreams May Come
-Pulp Fiction
-The entire Evil Dead Saga
-Star Wars
-Snowpiercer (Because babies taste the best)
-Cabin in the Woods
-Pan's Labyrinth
-The Avengers
-Moonrise Kingdom
-Degenerate Art
-Galaxy Quest
-Toy Story 1, 2, 3
-And many more.

-Better Off Ted
-Avatar: The Last Airbender
-Trailer Park Boys
-All That
-Top Gear
-The Sing Off
-Cutthroat Kitchen
-The Office
-Home Improvement
-Hey! Arnold
-Warehouse 13
-Face Off
-Doctor Who
-American Dad
-And many more.

-Too many bands I love.
+Jazz, Rap, Hip Hop, Folk, Rock, Metal, Hardcore, Reggae, Jam, Industrial, Trance, EDM, Trap
The six things I could never do without
-My Friends
-My tools
-Heavy breathe
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why, at this given time, you're thinking about what I spend my time thinking about.
On a typical Friday night I am
With friends or exploring.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
-My life is fantastic. And you won't change that.
-My sarcasm is out of hand. No really.
You should message me if
-You listen to podcasts. A lot.
-Your life revolves around creating.
-People tell you, "You're really quiet"
-You want to make something but have no idea where to start.
-You're not into the whole brevity thing, but think brevity is the soul of wit.