32Monroe, United States
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My self-summary
I am actually quite hilarious if I do say so myself. Which I just did.

I like going out and doing the first thing that pops into my head, either that or meticulously planning out some kind of scheme. But not really.

I love hiking.

I am weird, disgusting, self-loathing, hateful, sarcastic, hilarious, methodical, happy, bearded, and kind of all over the place.

Please leave your baggage at the door.

I am Aggressive, Passive, and Assertive
What I’m doing with my life
Regretting it.
I’m really good at
Lord of the Rings Trivial Pursuit. Like, don't even bother.
The first things people usually notice about me
Uh.. my hair is pretty long for a dude.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: just about anything from Vonnegut, am I just going to list books I've read or authors or what?, Candide was enjoyable, The Bell Jar was horribly depressing even though that wasn't intended; still enjoyed it however, Kingkiller Chronicles, Lovecraft tickles my existential crisis bone, The Lathe of Heaven rocked my ass off, I still enjoy American Psycho even though it may no longer be cool to have that opinion, of course LotR and the Hobbit, I dunno I read a lot. Currently reading Infinite Jest and still might be when I eventually update this section again in a year.

Let me list some of my all time favorite movies that I think everyone should watch: Leon (a.k.a. The Professional), Memento, Amadeus, There will be Blood, Seven, Dumb and Dumber, Shaun of the Dead.

TV shows I love are: LOST, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, The Office, Curb your Enthusiasm, Twilight Zone, Arrested Development, Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job!, Mad Men, Deadwood, Game of Thrones, and others I cannot think of at the moment.

As for music I will just say death metal. Oh and really weird shit that you would never expect. There's probably a song in just about every genre that I would like. Try me.

Also I like food. Like, a lot. I am pretty down for trying just about anything that has nothing to do with organs, sexual or otherwise.
Six things I could never do without
Music, good food, good friends, video games, beer, music.

I hate to be one of those people that puts things twice in a list like this but I really must stress how important music is to me.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
My overwhelmingly paralyzing fear of death.

That and cheese. What's the deal with cheese?
On a typical Friday night I am
Thinking about when the last time I pooped was.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Lil Wayne's "How to Love" will almost bring me to tears.
You should message me if
If you feel like it.

Yeah I know, everyone says that. Seriously though, do not be shy! Especially since I am shy and probably will not message you.

Also, if you know the difference between your and you're. If you do not know the difference then I would not bother messaging me.
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