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My self-summary
I'm a weirdo punk whose trying really hard to be an adult. It doesn't always work, but half of my job is pretending and lying. I'm usually less of a wild card and a crazy person than I used to be (in the entirely literal mental health sense), but I still accidently mix whiskey and gin and go buck wild.

I really love science, interesting stories, weird phenomenon, dad jokes, and bad cultural references.

I really hate patriarchy, colonialism, white supremacy, capitalism, and so on. And people who pick specific pieces out of communal food. But really, I try to be a less fucked up person, while still being able to enjoy what I can and interact with almost everyone at their level. I was in the radical scene for most of my adult life, but it's too insular for me.

If you can out talk me about any of these subjects, I want to drink a beer or coffee with you:

- cryptozoology
- black industrial and dark drone music
- anti oppression education, specifically within science and coping with the emotional and physical abuse that comes with second hand trauma
- molecular biology, epidemiology evolutionary theory, zoology, or astrobiology
- strange movies that I may not have seen, specificiay sci and horror
- anything that you can do better than me.
What I’m doing with my life
I do about 5 jobs at an elementary school. I hate what public education is, but I try to shape critical thinkers who love fucking with people and draw monsters.

I'm learning how to build synthesizers from kits.

I'm working on having friends.

I am going to experience space before I die and read every book. I also want to experience every strange adventure I can.
I’m really good at
Dad jokes, bad cultural references, and how to do everything a little. I am also really good at getting into fun theoretical arguments, like whether robots are alive and why Death in June are as big as they are in relation to historical fascism.
The first things people usually notice about me
My beard and my bad tattoos.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I do all of these things, a lot. Most of them are bad.

I read. It's a thing. I fluctuate between popular science (right now I'm in "Spillover"), ya, and science fiction. But really, I like anything with a good story, especially things with ghosts and tragedys.

I grew up at a DIY punk and metal venue in San Diego, and have evolved from there. I want to find music that sounds somewhere between dark drone, grimes, new order, and xiu xiu or mount eerie. It doesn't exist, but I'm working on it. I still find punk bands now and then that I like, but I all I really want is a dark folk album or weirdo pop.

I worked in a video store for a while, so
I've seen a lot. I want more super dark comedys and sci if tragedys. I just saw Vanishing Waves, and that fulfills half of it.
Six things I could never do without
something new
something to take my mind off of everything awful
familiar things to make me feel less anxious
memories of my recently deceased ferret, tuba
a book
something that can pass as an instrument
I spend a lot of time thinking about
why humans had such a drastic evolutionary change. why people haven't just gotten over capitalism already. why jean luc godard hates women so much.
On a typical Friday night I am
i've had a recent routine of trying to write and record a song with a friend every week. but usually that involves beer and finding something to do at 1 am.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
this isn't the first time i'm rereading the animorphs series.
You should message me if
you want even more tattoos you are ashamed of
you have any interesting facts about anything that i may not know anything about
you relate to moving around constantly and want to find a way to stop this
you know of some bizarre party or event or film playing that will be insightful, weird, or hilarious
you have recommendations of weirdo pop music or strange films

DONT message me if:
you identify as a communist
you believe that reverse racism is a thing
you think hanging out with people while on your iphone is a reasonable way to interact
The two of us