SmartyInPants
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My self-summary
You'll know I'm a mature audience when I stop laughing at the warning.

I like conversation with smart people, reading outside, petting other people's dogs and spending lots of time with friends.

I am witty, feminist, and the world's worst dancer.
What I’m doing with my life
Loving my ladies health non-profit job! Outside of work, hanging out with other midwesterners in DC, talking about all the casseroles we'd like to make with cans of soup and saltines.

Playing my cello in a holiday band.

Reading about famous, awesome ladies of the past.

Board games forever!
I’m really good at
Listening, overthinking, pop cultural analysis. Sleeping in, drinking coffee, wasting time before time wastes me.
The first things people usually notice about me
My confusing queercut, my snorty laugh, my sense of humor.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: The Basic Eight, Adverbs, Watch Your Mouth, The Series of Unfortunate Events, The Great Gatsby, Anna Karenina, Valley of the Dolls, Bridget Jones's Diary, The Master and Margarita, We Need to Talk About Kevin, The Position, Gilead, Love in a Dead Language, Persuasion, About a Boy, Consider the Lobster, The Left Hand of Darkness, The Harrys Potter, The Gods Themselves, The Post-Birthday World, The Magicians, Beautiful People, Never Let Me Go, The Hunger Games, Possession, Emily of New Moon, Emily Climbs, Emily's Quest

Movies: Girls Will Be Girls, Saved, Secretary, Late Marriage, Big Fish, All About my Mother, Casablanca, M., Hard Candy, Winter's Bone, The Hurt Locker, The Queen, Clueless, 10 Things I Hate About You, Wet Hot American Summer, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Let the Right One In, Maleficent, Obvious Child, Magic Mike XXL, Girls Trip

TV Shows: Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Angel, Veronica Mars, Nip/Tuck, Big Love, Bewitched, 90210, Dawson's Creek, The Inbetweeners, Green Wing, Arrested Development, Mad Men, True Blood, Nurse Jackie, The X-Files, Being Human, Misfits, Doctor Who, Sugar Rush, Fringe, Orange is the New Black, Riverdale

Music: Tori Amos, The Smiths, New Order, The Cure, Depeche Mode, The hits of the eighties wherein boys wear makeup, Regina Spektor, The Drowsy Chaperone, Avenue Q, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Joni Mitchell, That Dog, They Might be Giants, Simon and Garfunkel, Nicki Minaj, Adele, Idan Raichel Project, Izabo, Ivri Lider, Ninet, Solange, Darling Mud, Q.E.D.

Food: I will try anything once. Favorites: eggplant "liver," sabich, A big fluffy salad with plenty of cheese, spiedes, beets and skordalia, seafood pizza from pizza papalis, paneer, baked beans at breakfast, popcorn chickpeas, roasted cauliflower, avocado, a tall glass of wine.
Six things I could never do without
I was reading someone's profile that noted that it assumes the existence of a lot of sociopaths for all of us to put down our friends and family. And I personally find answers like "oxygen" and "water" eyeroll inducing. So aside from the necessities and the givens (and not in order):

1. cheese 2. garlic 3. coffee 4. books/my nook 5. ladyblogging and 6. comfortable bras
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Feminism, LGBT issues, BLM, and social justice more generally, how many students there are at hogwarts, the works of Lucy Maud Montgomery, theoretical housecleaning
On a typical Friday night I am
Let's be real, it's this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h2KYHLLIRYk

I am also very into board games. If you want to Smash-up or boss some monsters or qill some quarriors in a quay I may be your lady.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I love cheesy holiday themed rom coms. Like Mindy Kaling, I have not yet tired of watching attractive people fall in love.

This is me, winking at you.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=My7HaXp1Sq4
You should message me if
You're not looking for a cool girl with no emotional needs. I have never in my life been chill.

If you're kind to people and animals and passionate about something, I'll definitely consider it. I am not looking for anything very casual, I am looking for love. I am not trying to rush anything, but if you know at the outset that you can't or don't want that, it's probably best if we just don't.
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