29Jersey City, United States
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My self-summary
I think this section is a little self indulgent and mildly annoying however how often are you allowed to just brag about yourself?

I guess above all else I'm terrified of regrets so I use that fear to experience everything I can. At least, that's what I tell myself when I decide to go out until 5am on a Monday night... Anyway, other than that, I'm pretty much an oxymoron. I love nothing more than having an amazing night on the town or staying in with an Arrested Development marathon (that show will never get old). I love high heels and bare feet. Skinny jeans and sweat pants. Cooking breakfast and takeout. I'm addicted to my phone but I'm technologically impaired. I'm really social but could stay in with someone awesome all night. I could go on but if you haven't figured out what an oxymoron is then you should probably stop reading and never talk to me. Harsh? My bad. (Also I'm incredibly nice and thoughtful but kind of a sarcastic cunt sometimes).

Ways to impress me: correct use of the English language (that includes punctuation, spelling, grammar etc.), sense of humor (self deprecating, sarcastic, silly...), appreciation of alliteration (See? Silly!), man's man (I'm not really into that whole metrosexuality thing. Also, and mildly unrelated, possessing blue eyes and being brunette never hurts ;) (I don't know why I did that. I hate smileys).
What I’m doing with my life
Living it. Messing it up. But I guess what they mean is professionally. And that is events managing. You can ask about that later.
I’m really good at
watching TV marathons, balancing things on my head, making people feel good about themselves, walking in heels.
The first things people usually notice about me
Smile, legs, and ability to take shots without wincing. Also I curse a lot. Sorry not sorry.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Ask me when you message me. Let's leave some mystery.
Six things I could never do without
1. my iPhone
2. my friends
3. Chinese food
4. Water
5. Jameson
6. New York City
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What my next meal is. Food is really important to me.

Also what door of the subway I have to walk to to get off right at the stairs. I'm really annoying about it.
On a typical Friday night I am
Working. My Friday nights take place on Mondays.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm pretty much an open book. Ask me almost anything and I'll answer honestly. I have little to no shame. Go on. Try me ;)
You should message me if
you'd like to get to know me. I feel like this question is redundant.

Also if you think sausage is better than bacon. Don't get me wrong. Bacon is amazing on burgers and sandwiches but as far as breakfast meats are concerned, sausage is where it's at.

P.S. I will not respond to anyone who messages me "Oh so you like sausage..." Or anything of the sort. Come on guys, you're better than that.
The two of us