I can take a little time to warm to people, and can appear to be a little shy on a first meet, but I soon get over this, and start to open up. Once I get used to you it will likely become apparent that I am not for the faint hearted (see next paragraph!).
My ideal type of woman is one who is very accepting of peoples differences, and doesn't shock easily, as I can have a rather crude sense of humour and I am totally un-shockable, and as such, I like to push the boundaries of socially acceptable humour. I am not too worried about physical appearance because I am looking for the connection of minds. Of course, the connection of bodies is essential too, but first and foremost, I need to be attracted to your mind, at which point, the physical attraction will work itself out. A clean body and a dirty mind.. I think most people can agree on that ;-)
I've been single for a while now, and whilst it's nice having lots of freedom, I would like to find someone to get to know, relax with and have some good times. I enjoy nothing more than spending time with someone special, and hope that one day I will find my perfect match.
I have been described as having the 'Viking look', as my hair and beard are a bit longer than in my main pic.. newer pics to follow.
I have recently renewed my passport, so I will be looking to make use of that too.
Sampling real ales. (Yummy)
Tying my own shoe laces (with no help from my mum).
Being chilled and letting nothing phase me.
Sleeping for more than 8 hours.
I have a sixth sense which allows me to tell a decent human being from an arsehole, usually within seconds of meeting someone, and I'm almost 100% accurate.... maybe that's why I dislike most politicians!
Erm, my Viking look maybe?
I love comedy films, especially those that are a little ridiculous, like Airplane, The Naked Gun series, Dumb and Dumber etc.
Some of my other faves are:- The Lost Boys, Snatch, The Big Lebowski, The Matrix trilogy, Kingpin, Terminator 1-4, and the list goes on.... and on.... and on.... blah blah.
I no longer bother with TV, mostly because I find the news depressing and I can't stand soaps or any kind of reality show, which realistically doesn't leave much else. I do however like a lot of TV comedies, like Blackadder, Fawlty Towers, Extras, Father Ted, The IT crowd, The Simpsons, Futurama, American Dad, Family Guy etc.
I generally watch things on Netflix or Amazon Prime, and my current favourites are:
Vikings (awesome, not too dissimilar to Games Of Thrones at times)
Mr Robot (absolutely brilliant)
Halt and catch fire
Rick and Morty (Absolutely THE best cartoon ever devised)
Mr Pickles (Probably the sickest cartoon ever devised)
Science and nature documentaries
Plus many more...
As for music, I generally go for metal/rock/folk etc.
I listen to various bands. from Pink Floyd to Slipknot, and Muse to Led Zeppelin. Volbeat are another interesting band too.
Being an 80's child I love a lot of 80's music, especially Duran Duran.
The 70's were also a golden era for music. I guess what I'm saying is that I will listen to most stuff, although I'm not keen on rap (unless it's 80's electro and hip hop), dance music bores me, and I'm not into most of the modern chart music.
Plus, you can't beat going to see a live band, whether it be in a pub or a huge stadium... live music rules!
Mmmm, now food. Well, I'll try anything once, and if I like it I'll have it again. I like Indian, West Indian, Mexican, Italian, Chinese, Thai, etc, etc. Deep fried Locusts are also quite yummy... don't knock 'em till you try 'em!
Beer (more real ales, not too interested in lager)
Peace on Earth
Sex (I might sound a bit obsessed, but it's only natural :-D)
Playing cards with dolphins (erm? Stems from a dream I had as a kid)
Why do people from Russia, Ukraine and The Congo bother reading my profile?... Hi if you're reading this!
Usually socialising with friends. Otherwise, I sometimes chill out at home.
If, like me, you have just eaten a Kit Kat and it was chocolate all the way through.
Or if you're a friendly type and you're looking for a relaxed guy who enjoys meeting people and loves good company.