Goofy stoner type looking for sassy stoner girl to argue about which Hogwarts house is best over drinks.
Do I have to like hiking to be on okcupid?
Just another UW grad. Just started at one of the "Big 4" tech companies, so I'm excited about my career.
I want to be as stoked on life as my dog is when we play frisbee.
My mom thinks I'm pretty cool, and she's a trustworthy lady.
I work in HR systems/ the leadership development sphere of things. Not sure what the hell is next, but who does?
Long term I'm hoping not to fail miserably in life. Verdict is still out on that one.
That random sound speakers make when your phone is about to go off in the vicinity.
When my mixtape drops, and how fire it's gonna be
The "Beverly Hills Cop" theme
You want to join my smash mouth tribute band.
you wanna get lost and end up at a super divey bar at midnight on a Monday.