Smatt24
25 Seattle, United States
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My self-summary
Goofy stoner type looking for sassy stoner girl to argue about which Hogwarts house is best over drinks.

Do I have to like hiking to be on okcupid?

Just another UW grad. Just started at one of the "Big 4" tech companies, so I'm excited about my career.

I want to be as stoked on life as my dog is when we play frisbee.

My mom thinks I'm pretty cool, and she's a trustworthy lady.
What I’m doing with my life
Attempting the whole "adulting" thing, with mixed results.

I work in HR systems/ the leadership development sphere of things. Not sure what the hell is next, but who does?

Long term I'm hoping not to fail miserably in life. Verdict is still out on that one.
I’m really good at
Making situations hilariously awkward, not understanding why people 3 states away show up as matches for me, cracking dad jokes
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
So this list used to be huge, but it doesn't really matter, so take me out for drinks and sushi and I can tell you about the rest.
The six things I could never do without
Maslow's hierarchy of needs
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why every girl's middle name is Marie.

That random sound speakers make when your phone is about to go off in the vicinity.

When my mixtape drops, and how fire it's gonna be

The "Beverly Hills Cop" theme
On a typical Friday night I am
Sippin' on coke and rum, it's like so what I'm drunk.
You should message me if
You've got legs for days and brains for years.

You want to join my smash mouth tribute band.

you wanna get lost and end up at a super divey bar at midnight on a Monday.
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