-*I now live a bit north of the city but I still work in Manhattan. After ~10 years of city life I needed to breath.*
-Complete raging nerd
-I'm looking for something real (a deep, meaningful, adultlevel relationship).
-I'm in the market for a dog, so if I mix you up with a profile from Petfinder, forgive me. I'm kind of in love with derpy old labs and was recently talked down from adopting two of them.
-I moved out of the city and I'm renovating a house in Sleepy Hollow, NY. This makes me a land owner and as Lord of the estate, I treat my serfs stern but fair (as long as their turnip/potato production is adequate). If you have design or construction skills that would be a plus!
-I also own an apt in BK, so that's my escape plan if I want to get back into the city.
-Meditative Yoga is deeply important to me, but I'm definitely not a dick about it.
-Rock climbing is my addiction. I spend most of my time upstate snuggling with cliffs.
-I love travel and have been to over 25 countries. I'm obsessed with any place that confuses me and if I can't pronounce it I want to book a ticket there.
-I spent a year traveling through India, the land of curries and no hurries. It involved traveling, volunteering, getting yoga teacher certified and roaming Asia. Also plenty of time with a stomach ache.
Lately I've been getting involved in some of the new pro-left political groups. It feels good to be doing something besides screaming at my Facebook feed.
I work as a Computer Forensic Testifying Expert, specializing in data theft, which makes me a wannabe crime fighter. Basically I'm the nerd division of an investigation.
Podcasts have basically taken over my free time: Pod Save America, Common Sense, Hardcore History, JRE, Waking Up, Stop Podcasting Yourself, Radiolab, Freakonomics.
Shows: Atlanta, BoJack Horseman, Battlestar Galactica, East Bound and Down, Snuff Box, It's Always Sunny, The Increasingly Poor Decision of Todd Margaret, Twin Peaks, Breaking Bad, Stranger Things.
Also, can we talk about how freaking good Master of None is?!
Music: Wheeler Walker Jr., Computer Magic, New Order, Ladyhawke, John Legend, Arcade Fire, Clap Your Hand Say YEAH!, Paul Simon (Graceland is the greatest album of all time), Wu Tang (36 chambers is 2nd best), The Cars, Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeros, Harry Belafonte makes me jump in the line.
Books: GoT, Economist, Ender's Game, Hitchhiker's Guide, Fierce Invalids Home from Hot Climates, Unbearable Lightness of Being, Shantaram, any Murakami, American Gods, anything fun that's fantasy or sci fi.
- Getting fat with friends
You'll either love or pretend to love my constant stream of bad jokes and puns.
You're looking for something real.
You're irreverent, ridiculous and love both corny and offensive jokes.
You're not interested in being pen pals; you'd rather grab a drink and see if it flows.