I'm one of those people who has only a few friends, but they're closer to me than family.
Reformed nihilist. Born-again hedonist.
I wanna be your lifetime friend.
Crazy as a rocket,
Nothin in my pocket,
I keep it at the rainbow's end."
--Dr. Teeth & The Electric Mayhem
That I'm shorter than I look.
That I'm older than I look.
That I usually answer simple questions with a long story.
TV: I'm a big believer in serial dramas with a sci-fi/fantasy bend and a strong humor vein. I prefer sitcoms without laughtracks, but I'm not against them.
Movies: This is a can of f**king worms right here.
Music: Nerdcore Hip-Hop. If you haven't heard of that yet, here's a taste: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=74PgEHUh-5Q
Food: I can't eat eggs. It's not an allergy, they just taste disgusting to me. Even the smell makes me ill. This has proven to be a greater problem then I'd thought it would be, so I'm just going to put it out there now.
3. Symmetrical coincidences (or coincidental symmetries).
4. An escape route.
5. Quiet time.
6. Deadpan humor.
7. A healthy skepticism towards the establishment.
Ice cream flavor naming schemes.
The opposite of maybe.
Which first-string characters have to die.
A Disney song I haven't heard in 20 years.
Why nobody else noticed the spider is missing.
The number of times I say "okay" in a day.
Where my biological meat-suit ends and "the real me" begins, if at all.
The best way to start the next paragraph.
The price of tea (et al) in China.
The "Schrödinger's Cat" effect in everyday life.
I'm pretty sure I've done (and enjoyed) every kind of relationship; monogamous, non-monogamous, polyamorous, asexual romance, FWB, casual flings, and was even someone's "last hurrah" once. Clearly, while everyone has a preference, it's not the relationship type that matters, but the person you're in the relationship with. Also, is there a bingo card I can turn in?