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My self-summary
"Anybody's lover,
Everybody's brother,
I wanna be your lifetime friend.
Crazy as a rocket,
Nothin in my pocket,
I keep it at the rainbow's end."
--Dr. Teeth & The Electric Mayhem
What I’m doing with my life
Hoping that whatever intelligence agency watching me isn't too bored.
I’m really good at
Not taking myself too seriously.
The first things people usually notice about me
That I remind them of somebody.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I haven't had a Favorite anything since I was a teenager. I love a lot of different things for a lot of different reasons. As Snoop Dogg says, "Why put limits on your life?"
Six things I could never do without
7. A healthy skepticism towards the establishment.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The origins of life on our planet.

Ice cream flavor naming schemes.

The opposite of maybe.

A Disney song I haven't heard in 20 years.

Why nobody else noticed the spider is missing.

The number of times I say "okay" in a day.

Where my biological meat-suit ends and "the real me" begins, if at all.

The best way to start the next paragraph.

The price of tea (et al) in China.

The "Schrödinger's Cat" effect in everyday life.

On a typical Friday night I am
...texting all my friends to tell them I just realized "equal parts" is equal parts "equal" and "parts."
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm pretty sure I know more people that work at strip clubs than I do people that go to strip clubs.
You should message me if
You want to be the Troy to my Abed.
The two of us