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My self-summary
Okay, first things first; I HATE doing these "self summary" things. I much prefer people to talk to me and ask me things, get a dialog going. People can browse these and make assumptions about me based on misinterpreted or misphrased words. So I have only a few things to say, and that is:

1. I am looking mainly for a circle of friends who I can share a laugh with.

2. I am not looking for a serious relationship.

3. I am involved in an alternative relationship and am very happy. If you are browsing just sex... Move Along, nothing to see here.
What I’m doing with my life
Working in Software Testing. Spending way too many hours coming up with plot lines and adventure hooks for RPGs (see next section).
I’m really good at
Running Roleplaying Games, and creating complex characters to play in them. I also used to write poetry and short stories, though I haven't had much chance to do so recently. Perhaps while I have free time again, I will get back to doing so.

The current RPG systems I run are Hero System and Shadowrun. I am currently involved in a Dungeons and Dragons 4th Edition ongoing Campaign, a Deathwatch Warhammer 40,000 Game, a 2nd Edition d6 Star Wars RPG, and a Dark Conspiracy 2nd Edition campaign. As you can see, I love most Genre of Games!
The first things people usually notice about me
My smile. What else would be appropriate for a Smiling Bandit? Then its usually My sense of humour. Well, it would be, if I had one. As the saying goes: "I'm not funny. I'm just really mean, and people think I'm joking."
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Hmmm so many to choose from...

Books; anything by Peter David, Raymond Feist, Terry Pratchett. Most well-written Science Fiction and Fantasy novels. I admit I am also somewhat of a big kid. I still read Marvel Comics, mainly Deadpool, Cable, X-Factor, and Exiles. X-Factor being a Peter David comic, and the rest being generally light hearted escapism and thus perfect for relaxing after a long day.

Movies; The Princess Bride, Highlander, Blues Brothers, Rocky Horror, Most Mel Brooks movies. Again, like with books, any well made Science Fiction, Superhero, Fantasy, Comedy and Action movies.

TV; I don't really watch much TV on the TV. I find interesting and fun series online and watch them "on demand". I am a fan of Heroes, CSI, CSI:Miami (but NOT CSI:NY), Alphas, True Blood, Warehouse 13, Eureka, NCIS: New Orleans, Last Man Standing, Flash, Arrow, Legends of Tomorrow, Agents of SHIELD, The Big Bang Theory, Two And A Half Men (Though This has lost something since Charlie Sheen was removed), and I am really enjoying the modern day reinvention of Sherlock Holmes that is Elementary.

Music; Well. Where do I start? I don't often like whole albums. I tend to like specific tracks. My preferences on style are pretty wide. Everything from Country, Country Rock, Rock, Soft Metal, Heavy Metal, Glam Rock, Rock'n'Roll, through Classical and Easy Listening. Rascal Flatts, Meatloaf, Queen, Huey Lewis and Garth Brooks are current favourites. Though I have a soft spot for Hayseed Dixie and Muppet Cover versions of songs.

Food; This is where I am likely to lose a lot of potential friends: Food is fuel. I am just as happy with Bangers and Mash as with Caviar. When asked what I want to eat, my standard response is "food". I simply do not care what it is, because its only there to fuel the body. I don't often eat anything too fatty though, and VERY rarely will I eat fish.
Six things I could never do without
1. Friends.
2. RPGs
3. My Laptop.
4. Music.
5. Books.
6. A Job to pay for all of the above.

And yes, they ARE in order of importance to me.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Plotlines and Adventure Ideas for RPG Games and characters.
On a typical Friday night I am
Running a Roleplaying Game, or Sat in front of my laptop watching TV, or working on a storyline.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
My alternative Lifestyle is Gorean. I am a Master to kajira. If this offends you... Move Along, nothing to see here.
You should message me if
You are looking for Friends, a RP Group, or just someone to hang out with. Or if you are interested in the Alternative Lifestyle, and want to make contacts :).
The two of us