I'm not much of a salesman, especially when I'm trying to sell myself. I'm much more comfortable pointing out my faults than my assets. Shit! There I go again.
I'm a recovering intellectual who has learned to wallow joyfully in life's banalities. Ugh. How pretentious.
I don't like to think of myself as nice, but I suppose I am.
I have a really nasty sense of humor and say things I don't really mean, simply because I think I'm funny when I'm mean.
I often worry that I'm a lot less interesting than I used to be.
Am I able to perceive myself in the same way that others perceive me?
I like candy, cigarettes, and candy cigarettes.
Mastering the art of the semicolon is one of my life's goals.
I've been told I have pretty eyes; they change color.
I have a very low tolerance for alcohol.
Designing a line of sexy men's Halloween costumes for the above-mentioned store.
Running the website for the Lingerie Basketball League.
Coming to terms with the fact that my professional life is both lame and absurd.
Starting projects I never finish.
Slowly killing myself with guarana, caffeine, nicotine, fat, and sugar.
Making excuses and rationalizing.
Figuring things out.
Finding anything on the internet.
Cutting my own hair (well, good enough anyway).
Ignoring my bills and other problems.
I devour books. Mostly I read fiction, but I also enjoy popular science and books about sexuality and gender.
I haven't had an actual television for about three years, but thanks to the internet, I still watch an absurd amount of programming. I like everything: insultingly stupid sitcoms, overwrought dramas, and trashy reality shows.
I rarely go to the movies anymore, but I like any movie in which women are bitchy to one another. I'm also a big horror fan, but the era of PG-13 horror has all but ruined the genre.
Current favorites: The Gossip, Scissor Sisters, Marina and the Diamonds, Goldfrapp, Ladyhawke, Santigold, Robyn, Róisín Murphy, Niki & The Dove, The Young Professionals, Caravan Palace, Van She
So... hipster pop, I guess.
I love to cook, but I'm super lazy, so I live on convenience foods. I'm pretty sure all of the preservatives are going to grant me eternal life.