SmoothCriminL
26 Dunnville, Canada
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My self-summary
Do you like dry humor, bizarre stories, and a good listener? Look no further.
What I’m doing with my life
Bettering myself. Sports, career, friends, doing new stuff.
I’m really good at
writing these vague write-ups about myself.

And games. I picked up Flappy Bird just now and got 7. So there's that.
The first things people usually notice about me
Right now, my beard. So useful in the cold!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Music:
Muse, Crystal Castles, Metric, Passion Pit, Black Keys, MGMT, Daft Punk, Skrillex, M83, deadmau5, Foster the People, Arcade Fire, Mother Mother, Bedoiun Soundclash, Radiohead, Pink Floyd, etc.

Movies:
The Prestige, A Beautiful Mind, Avengers, Inception, Inglourious Basterds, Django Unchained, Memento, Dark Knight Rises, Oblivion, etc.
The six things I could never do without
- Discussions of Philosophy/Politics/etc
- My Phone
- Media in general
- A car
- Sense of humor
- Garlic MMmmmm.....
I spend a lot of time thinking about
self improvement.
On a typical Friday night I am
out with friends, watching a new movie, or relaxing from work.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
People say I have a strange vocabulary.
You should message me if
Are reading this right now.
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