35Indianapolis, United States
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My self-summary
People pay me money to tell jokes into a microphone. I'm like a clown, but sexier.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm a standup comedian. Like been doing in for a decade. I am very ambitious and have a lot of big plans, and am not one to not get what I want.
I’m really good at
Making people laugh. Video games. Tons of random sports and pro wrestling knowledge. Hugs.
The first things people usually notice about me
I think it's pretty obvious - I wear glasses.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books - The Dark Tower series by Stephen King, The Stand, Where's Waldo?

Movies - The Wedding Singer, What Dreams May Come, Good Will Hunting, Stranger Than Fiction, Rat Race, Cloverfield, The Wrestler, Shopgirl, Crazy Stupid Love

Shows - Scrubs, Friends, How I Met Your Mother, Frasier, The West Wing, Psych

Music - Blue October, Matchbox 20, Goo Goo Dolls, Our Lady Peace, Ingrid Michelson, Stephen Kellogg and the Sixers

Food - My mom's pizza casserole, spaghetti, and I swear to you I would have you all cast away into the wilderness for a lifetime's supply of buffalo wings
Six things I could never do without
1) Standup comedy
2) Video games
3) Wrestling/sports
4) Travel
5) My family
6) You, probably. You seem all right.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How people can't figure out "your" and "you're."
On a typical Friday night I am
Telling jokes. Probably about you. Failing that, rocking some Legend of Zelda or some other such excitement.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
You ask, I'll tell you. I'm not that private a guy.
You should message me if
You're not legally dead.
The two of us