34Pensacola, United States
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My self-summary
Currently in Pensacola but moving to Los Angeles area in April. Desperately need updated pictures.

Here's the deal. I'm awesome. I am a charming guy. I know a lot of fun facts about stuff. I am a great conversationalist. If you like video games, I am your man (I own 20 systems and am building a huge video game collection because I'm an adult and do as I please). I have a disability. If that bothers you, that is definitely your problem because I'm awesome. I am confident in my own skin, so deal with it.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm a standup comedian. Like been doing in for a decade. I am very ambitious and have a lot of big plans, and am not one to not get what I want.
I’m really good at
Making people laugh. Video games. Tons of random sports and pro wrestling knowledge. Hugs.
The first things people usually notice about me
That I look like a poorly constructed snowman. That is followed closely by how much I command a room. Seriously, all eyes on me, baby.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books - The Dark Tower series by Stephen King, The Stand, Where's Waldo?

Movies - The Wedding Singer, What Dreams May Come, Good Will Hunting, Stranger Than Fiction, Rat Race, Cloverfield, The Wrestler, Shopgirl, Crazy Stupid Love

Shows - Scrubs, Friends, How I Met Your Mother, Frasier, The West Wing, Psych

Music - Blue October, Matchbox 20, Goo Goo Dolls, Our Lady Peace, Ingrid Michelson, Stephen Kellogg and the Sixers

Food - My mom's pizza casserole, spaghetti, and I swear to you I would have you all cast away into the wilderness for a lifetime's supply of buffalo wings
Six things I could never do without
1) Standup comedy
2) Video games
3) Wrestling/sports
4) Travel
5) My family
6) You, probably. You seem all right.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How people can't figure out "your" and "you're."
On a typical Friday night I am
Telling jokes. Probably about you. Failing that, rocking some Legend of Zelda or some other such excitement.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
You ask, I'll tell you. I'm not that private a guy.
You should message me if
You want to take a chance on someone who is awesome. Like I mentioned before, I do have a disability. I'm okay with it, so you need to be as well. It's not a burden for me. It's given me a career, so I cannot complain whatsoever.

I don't care how "hot" you are. I've been with hot women. We're all going to look like English bulldogs one day anyway.

Just have something fun to say. Not every conversation needs to lead to a serious relationship. Life is short to not make connections, even if they are short. Let's chat, new friend.
The two of us