A few notes: I don't drink; it's cool if you do. I don't smoke; it's cool if you do. I don't care how old you are. Just be fun.
Also, I have a disability in my arms. I'm okay with it. I'm not okay with you if you're not okay with it.
I'm a professional touring standup comedian. That's neat. I also work at Navy Federal Credit Union. That's also neat.
Anything else you want to know, just ask.
Movies - The Wedding Singer, What Dreams May Come, Good Will Hunting, Stranger Than Fiction, Rat Race, Cloverfield, The Wrestler, Rachel Getting Married, Shopgirl, Crazy Stupid Love
Shows - Scrubs, Friends, How I Met Your Mother, Frasier, The West Wing
Music - Blue October, Matchbox 20, Goo Goo Dolls
Food - My mom's pizza casserole, spaghetti, and I swear to you I would have you all cast away into the wilderness for a lifetime's supply of buffalo wings
2) Sports (yes, I'm a stereotypical dude - go Cubs, Dolphins, and Clippers!)
4) Video games
5) Buffalo wings
6) You, probably. You seem all right.
I don't care how "hot" you are. I've been with hot women. I don't need a hot woman. We're all going to look like English bulldogs one day anyway.