33Phoenix, United States
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My self-summary
If you made it this far, I passed the picture viewing phase of online dating. Admit it, everyone does it. Anyways, I like to think of myself as a normal, laid back guy. Why am I on here you ask? I'm sick of my much older coworkers trying to hook me up with their nieces.

I'd like to meet a girl who can handle my sarcastic demeanor and can dish it right back. Also, being attractive and having an awesome smile doesn't hurt either.
What I’m doing with my life
I moved here from Philadelphia a few years ago. Currently working in digital marketing for a larger company here in Phoenix as well as writing a book. I'm looking to do some more traveling in the future. My past, present, and future summarized in a few lines.
I’m really good at
Providing random facts. For example, facetious is one of only two words that has all vowels in alphabetical order. See? Random. And useful. But mostly random.
The first things people usually notice about me
How nice my hair is? I'm not sure, you'd have to ask them
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I don't do a lot of reading, but the Game of Thrones series was good. As for TV shows other than GoT, there's House of Cards, Better Call Saul, Breaking Bad, True Detective, and some good old reruns of Friends or Seinfeld. Food: I don't have a favorite food per se as I'll eat just about anything. Except olives.....they know why. For music I listen to a lot of hip-hop (Korean and American), EDM, today's hits, Rolling Stones, and more.
Six things I could never do without
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How to improve people's lives from day to day. What I would do if I had super powers. How much I miss a having five-week winter break. Why nap-time isn't a mandatory activity. Where did Amelia Earhart go.
On a typical Friday night I am
Probably winding down with some Netflix and a drink.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm a secret agent.

Update: not anymore. Apparently they don't take kindly to posting this information in public places.
You should message me if
One of three things happen: 1. You like something you've seen here, 2. You have any questions, or 3. You know what happened to Amelia
The two of us