29Quincy, United States
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My self-summary
More spiffy things shall be put here after I finish exploring all the other stuff.
What I’m doing with my life
Got a cozy job, working from home. Moved up in to the high mountains to reconnect with families, make new friends, grow a garden and spend some time cultivating some new hobbies.
I’m really good at
Snuggling butts

Baking (Its how I relieve stress)

Coming up with ideas

Being exceptionally silly

Hunting purple elephants (You never see any of them do you? I'm just that good.)

Being a super pervert (The "dildos, jello and tentacles" kind not the "Sniff's people's underwear" kind )
The first things people usually notice about me
I have no sense of style. (Dancing in the rain in my yellow swim trunks and a heavy winter coat)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Tempted to put something pretentious here... but if I could only have three.... my compilation of "The Hitchhikers Guide", My big Calvin and Hobbes book, and probably one of my Alton Brown books.
Music: Happy Hardcore (Depression fighting goodness)
Food: Too many choices... Blackberries?
Six things I could never do without
1. Good Food
2. My Silly, Weird, Supportive Friends
3. Good Cuddles (See the name)
4. Rain ('s a private thing)
5. Internet Access (Because I'm a geek)
6. Shoes (Because I like to walk, but I don't like slate soles)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
1. Hiking mountain trails in search of wild noms.

2. New ways to cuddle/snuggle

3. How to get more sleep in less time.

4. Growing strange edible plants.

5. Kinky things
On a typical Friday night I am
Dead to the world (Long hours at work lately)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm often afraid of scaring people away with my silliness.
You should message me if
You feel like it, but aren't sure if you should or not. Especially if you have something interesting and weird to talk about.
The two of us