In my spare time I volunteer at a bat orphanage where I nurse them with an eye dropper filled with hand collected bat milk until they've reached full size and can fly on their own... it's very rewarding work.
I also have a side business where I pick wildflowers to make those fancy crowns you see in medieval movies that the fair haired maiden wears while walking through a wheat field in slow motion to the sound of epic music that foretells of her imminent capture by the villain with the strange accent. Then I sell them on eBay.
Original Gangster: The Real Life Story of One of America's Most Notorious Drug Lords
James and the Giant Peach
The Complete Infidel's Guide to the Koran
Highlander 2: The Quickening
The Last Unicorn
Are You Afraid of the Dark?
Mongolian throat singing as you would have probably guessed
Bagpipe cover songs of anything currently on the radio
The meat of any wild animal
The meat of any farm animal
The fermented milk product of any mammal pressed into a block
2. My pez dispenser key chain filled with nicorette gum
3. Muffin tins, have YOU ever tried to make muffins without a muffin tin?!
4. My wildflower and smoke house scented cologne
5. The rolodex on my phone that amazingly only uses up 4gb of space
6. Red licorice string, not the thick twizzlers crap
-You dislike overcooked beef or people that order it that way
-You can convince me to eat more vegetables, better yet help me clean my juicer so I can just drink my vegetables
-You've ever been a Parkour stunt double in an action movie
-You're able to break dance to this music: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-VVnhwB4Gw