SoAmused
29Guelph, Canada
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My self-summary
I enjoy walks in the late summer through flowing fields of ripe wheat during a golden sunset while holding hands with my lover while she's wearing a white dress and a crown of daisies.

I have British citizenship (as well as Canadian), and because I am self-employed I'm quite open to long distance relationships, especially if you live in Europe. If we click it's quite reasonable for me to go live most places in Europe (at least until my UK passport is no longer considered an EU passport too).
What I’m doing with my life
I'm an entrepreneur and my work is totally mobile. I enjoy traveling for months on end, but also buckling down in one spot and working 14 hours a day, 7 days a week for periods of time too!

I do research on the side about mythology and ancient cultures and document it during my travels. I'm passionate about a wide range of topics and I've been able to combine that passion into my career.
I’m really good at
Making coffee puns. I have a pretty big following on snapchat because of this. If we become good friends I'll latte you follow me.
The first things people usually notice about me
Probably my eyebrows. They're the crown jewel of my family. Our kids will inherit them no matter how sparse yours may be.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books:
The Poetic Edda
Any of the Norse sagas
Celtic folk tales
Survivalist manuals
Army Field Manuals both modern and historic

Movies:
Anything with Spec-Ops, Spies, and on occasion Sci-Fi.

Shows:
Barbarians Rising
Twin Peaks
Vikings

Music:
Folk music (as in traditional music, not just a dirty guy with an acoustic guitar at an open-mic)
Classical
Synth/Vapour Wave
Metal

Food:
A variety of red meat.
A variety of dairy products.
Six things I could never do without
1. My passport stamp collection
2. My pez dispenser key chain filled with nicorette gum
3. Ketones
4. Runes
5. Heathenry
6. Cremation
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Human taxonomy, ancestral lifestyles, politics, business...
On a typical Friday night I am
Repossessing electric scooters for a big scooter company my buddy owns who loans hipsters their "eco-friendly" rides. Turns out hipsters are absolutely terrible at making their monthly payments on time and so then they have to deal with me.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have a two or three freckles/moles on my back. They're not big or anything, but I guess that's a relatively private thing to share on here that's not weird.
You should message me if
I may be able to let these things slide if you're pretty chill:

-You dislike overcooked beef or people that order it that way
-You can convince me to eat more vegetables, better yet help me clean my juicer so I can just drink my vegetables
-You've ever been a parkour stunt double in an action movie
-You're able to break dance to this music: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-VVnhwB4Gw
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