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My self-summary
Check out my survey questions below to see if you and I would be a good match.

I'm basically Bob Belcher from Bobs Burgers combined with comedian Bill Burr and sprinkled with some of comedian Jim Jefferies and garnished with some Stan Smith from American Dad.

Out of town a lot for work but trying to change that.

Looking for friends and hopefully a lady I grow to love enough that I share my tacos.

There's a ton more to me than I can really type here. If you are interested at all please don't hesitate to message me. I don't bite. :D.

Side note: I hate the username I chose.... : /


Survey Questions:

Do you know what a main deflector dish is? Have you heard of a mandelorian? Were you ever possessed by a goa'uld? Do you know the password... La-li-lu-le-lo? Have you ever eaten a Jill Sandwich? Have you chilled with Tiny Rick? Have you ever had a pint at The Winchester while waiting for the while thing to blow over? Did you ever flinch when your bus fell below 50? Would you do me the honor of joining me for dinner at Taco... Bell? Might you be a redneck? Has a paperclip ever offered you help while writing a resume? Ever been tackled by a man in a yellow rubber suit shouting "23-19"? Did you keep on trying 'til you ran out of cake? Do you know of the Cyberdine Systems T-800 model 101? Do you know Jason Todd... Tim Drake... Richard Grayson? Have you ever double dipped a chip? Ever fought bugs on Klendathu? Have you ever reached ludicrous speed? Did you ever know anybody named Abby Normal who donated their body to science? Have you ever held a job in a toy factory, as a fisherman, or in a brewery? Have you ever been guilty of rubbernecking... With the best? Are we drift compatible?
What I’m doing with my life
Working a job that seems to repeat itself day after day.

Attempting to Play Video Games

Lazing around

Looking for new places to eat

Trying to get back into school. (Computer Technology or Nursing)
I’m really good at
Fixing things

Making people laugh.

The first things people usually notice about me
I have a crude sense of humor.

I talk fast.

I get really awkward when nervous.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Please ignore this section if you don't want to be bored to death. It's sort of become a way to archive some junk I like.

Not really too much into books. I prefer to read things on the net, or watch things on Netflix. Xp (I can read)

SWAT, Children of Men, Resident Evil: Apocolypse, Star Trek (all of them), Star Wars (all of them), The Truman Show, Silent Hill, The Room, Ferris Buelers Day Off, Braveheart, Police Academy (all of them), Monty Python's Holy Grail, Young Frankenstein, Space Balls, Robin Hood: Men in Tights, Speed, Minority Report, Star Trek (All of them) Pretty much anything Disney / Pixar, 50 First Dates, Full Metal Jacket, Tears Of The Sun, Most things comic related, And many others

Family Guy, South Park, The Simpsons, Married w/ Children, King of the Hill, Beavis & Butthead, Ren & Stimpy, Dexters Lab, Power Puff Girls (dont hate), Gundam Wing, G-Gundam, Gundam 08th MS Team, Stargate (SG-1, Atlantis), Dragon Ball Z, Megas XLR, The Boondocks, Star Trek (TNG, Voyager), How It's Made, How Do They Do It, Mythbusters, Tripping The Rift, Most things educational, many cartoons, a few oldschool sitcoms.

I'm a bit of a music retard. I know what I like and what I don't like, but I have trouble putting a name on it. I know at least that I'm generally a 3 Doors Down fan, Linkin Park, Offspring, Nickelback (dont hate)... I've recently become fascinated with Weezer. I enjoy rock music, soft rock, classic rock, a little electronica, oldies, classics, country and such. I really dont like reggae or rap. New popular culture songs, its hit and miss but generally I dont like them until they get caught in my head.

I love meat, cheese, sour cream, olives, assorted soups, mexican food, italian food, asian food, good food, crappy food, pretty food, ugly food. All food... I haven't had a chance to try many vegetarian / vegan dishes but I'm up for the experience.

Metal Gear (All of them), Resident evil (all but 5, 4 is iffy), SOCOM 2, SOCOM Confrontation (before the hacks), HAWX 2, Ace Combat (All of them), F.E.A.R. (original for PC), Call Of Duty series (all of them, even the non-online ps2 and ps1 games), Valkyria Chronicles, Fallout 3

Gunslinger Girl, Claymore, Gundam (all but 00, Seed, and Turn A), Elfen Leid, High School Of The Dead, Full Metal Panic (2nd Raid, Fumoffu), DBZ, Strain: Strategic Armored Infantry, Bubblegum Crisis Tokyo 2040, Code Geass, Trigun, Gunbuster, Martian Successor: Nadesico, Blue Gender, Neon Genesis: Evangelion, Zoids (Chaotic Century, New Century), Girls & Panzer, Knights of Sedonia, Cowboy Bebop, and starting on Gurren Lagann, Angelic Layer, Gargantia of the Verdurous Planet, Broken Blade, Mezzo.

My weakness is CHILI FRIES and NACHOS...
Six things I could never do without
My Laptop - Lenovo Y50 Touch

Comedy - I need laughs in my life. Life without laughter isn't worth living.

My PS1, PS2, PS3, and PS4 - Video Games and Netflix yo...

My Cell Phone - Other lifeline to the world

My Tools - I HAVE to build things, and fix things...

My Motorcycle - CBR500R. I love my bike
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How my future self will handle life.

Where to barricade myself, and how to fight back in the event of a zombie apocolypse. (Seriously, I've spent weeks planning that shit out before, Xp)

Where this path will take me in life.

Should I change jobs already?
On a typical Friday night I am
Sleeping, Skyping, Texting, or watching cartoons.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Clowns freak me out... Especially sad looking ones.

I can't dance to save my life.
You should message me if
You think I'm the sort of random guy that catches your interest.

You are petite and have nice eyes.

You're a gamer.

If you are a cosplayer. :D

Any ladies who ride!!!

Please be intelligent.... please!!!
The two of us