At this point I'm kinda over the whole dating thing. Too many bad experiences and pain. I'm looking for someone to hang out with, do some nonsensical things and maybe grab some food. I'm out of town a lot, but always on my phone so hit me up at your leisure.
I'm basically Bob Belcher from Bobs Burgers combined with comedian Bill Burr and sprinkled with some of comedian Jim Jefferies and garnished with some Stan Smith from American Dad.
There's a ton more to me than I can really type here. If you are interested at all please don't hesitate to message me. I don't bite. :D
Side note: I hate the username I chose.... : /
Playing Video Games
Looking for new places to eat
Trying to get back into school. (Computer Technology or Nursing)
Making people laugh.
I talk fast.
I get really awkward when nervous.
Not really too much into books. I prefer to read things on the net, or watch things on Netflix. Xp (I can read)
SWAT, Children of Men, Resident Evil: Apocolypse, Star Trek (all of them), Star Wars (all of them), The Truman Show, Silent Hill, The Room, Ferris Buelers Day Off, Braveheart, Police Academy (all of them), Monty Python's Holy Grail, Young Frankenstein, Space Balls, Robin Hood: Men in Tights, Speed, Minority Report, Star Trek (All of them) Pretty much anything Disney / Pixar, 50 First Dates, Full Metal Jacket, Tears Of The Sun, Most things comic related, And many others
Family Guy, South Park, The Simpsons, Married w/ Children, King of the Hill, Beavis & Butthead, Ren & Stimpy, Dexters Lab, Power Puff Girls (dont hate), Gundam Wing, G-Gundam, Gundam 08th MS Team, Stargate (SG-1, Atlantis), Dragon Ball Z, Megas XLR, The Boondocks, Star Trek (TNG, Voyager), How It's Made, How Do They Do It, Mythbusters, Tripping The Rift, Most things educational, many cartoons, a few oldschool sitcoms.
I'm a bit of a music retard. I know what I like and what I don't like, but I have trouble putting a name on it. I know at least that I'm generally a 3 Doors Down fan, Linkin Park, Offspring, Nickelback (dont hate)... I've recently become fascinated with Weezer. I enjoy rock music, soft rock, classic rock, a little electronica, oldies, classics, country and such. I really dont like reggae or rap. New popular culture songs, its hit and miss but generally I dont like them until they get caught in my head.
I love meat, cheese, sour cream, olives, assorted soups, mexican food, italian food, asian food, good food, crappy food, pretty food, ugly food. All food... I haven't had a chance to try many vegetarian / vegan dishes but I'm up for the experience.
Metal Gear (All of them), Resident evil (all but 5, 4 is iffy), SOCOM 2, SOCOM Confrontation (before the hacks), HAWX 2, Ace Combat (All of them), F.E.A.R. (original for PC), Call Of Duty series (all of them, even the non-online ps2 and ps1 games), Valkyria Chronicles, Fallout 3
Gunslinger Girl, Claymore, Gundam (all but 00, Seed, and Turn A), Elfen Leid, High School Of The Dead, Full Metal Panic (2nd Raid, Fumoffu), DBZ, Strain: Strategic Armored Infantry, Bubblegum Crisis Tokyo 2040, Code Geass, Trigun, Gunbuster, Martian Successor: Nadesico, Blue Gender, Neon Genesis: Evangelion, Zoids (Chaotic Century, New Century), Girls & Panzer, Knights of Sedonia, Cowboy Bebop, and starting on Gurren Lagann, Angelic Layer, Gargantia of the Verdurous Planet, Broken Blade, Mezzo.
My weakness is CHILI FRIES and NACHOS...
Comedy - I need laughs in my life. Life without laughter isn't worth living.
My PS1, PS2, PS3, and PS4 - Video Games and Netflix yo...
My Cell Phone - Other lifeline to the world
My Tools - I HAVE to build things, and fix things...
My Motorcycle - CBR500R. I love my bike
Where to barricade myself, and how to fight back in the event of a zombie apocolypse. (Seriously, I've spent weeks planning that shit out before, Xp)
Where this path will take me in life.
Should I change jobs already?
I can't dance to save my life.
You are petite and have nice eyes.
You're a gamer.
If you are a cosplayer. :D
Any ladies who ride!!!
Please be intelligent.... please!!!