SoberCannibal
31 Toronto, Canada
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My self-summary
According to Wikipedia, I'm a Canadian magician. In actuality, I'm a writer who used to do magic shows when I was nine at $15 a pop.
What I’m doing with my life
Writing, working bar, fathering a cat, explaining to people online that I'm neither an ex-alcoholic nor a cannibal.
I’m really good at
The reading and writing thing, hopefully. Also, not putting my elbows on tables while I eat, making a water droplet sound by flicking my cheek, avoiding debt, and playing "The Entertainer" on the piano.
The first things people usually notice about me
My affability.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Moby-Dick, Lolita, We Have Always Lived in the Castle, 2666 (or anything Bolaño), The Corrections, Cassandra at the Wedding, True Grit (book), The Last Picture Show, The Princess Bride, The Princess Bride (the book as well), Paper Moon, The Iron Giant, Beetlejuice, Groundhog Day, The Fly, The Thing, The Sopranos, Freaks and Geeks, LCD Soundsystem, The Rolling Stones, The Kinks, The Unicorns, anything Motown (gotta admit my love for the Ronettes and Supremes), FOOD.
The six things I could never do without
Books, a cat named Moze, contact lenses (or better eyes), a dream of acquiring moon shoes, something to write on and with, healthy debate and conversation.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
the song "All My Friends" (too much time); whether or not I'll ever be able to touch my toes; if there's an Eternal Return version of this planet where I'm exactly the same, except I'm best friends with Denver the Last Dinosaur; if I'll ever really enjoy playing with action figures again.
On a typical Friday night I am
out with friends or in with me. Or working, I'm likely working.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I can't touch my toes without bending my knees. But I'll never stop trying.
You should message me if
You express yourself, and like expressive people. You're passionate, interested, earnest, you read, and you like Bolshevik-themed Russian nesting dolls.
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