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My self-summary
I’m a jerk. No, really and not even a pleasant one. I will think about myself, enter my car and let you walk around to get in. Of course, I won't open the door, I may even lock the door and leave you there for the fun of it. I expect you to love every single one of my flaws like if they were some rare jewels but that's ok, I'm very generous, I have tens of these jewels for you.

I will probably never clean up, do my laundry or cook, either for me or you, so these are things I'll insist for you to do. And insist is not enough. You'll have to LOVE to do these and not just a little bit. By love I mean as much as you could love oxygen if you're drowning, as much as you could love chocolate cake after being on a well needed diet or as much as you can love seeing your family after being apart for a long time. As much as THAT. Anyway, you get the idea.

I'm not a romantic, I'll probably sleep with you on the first date and I'll never call you back, unless I'm drunk at 3am for a booty call. Of course, that will be at your place since I really don't want you to know where I live.

So that's about it girls... time to write me something good
What I’m doing with my life
I'm fishing for rich ladies who'll pay to be with me so I don't have to work.
I’m really good at
well, being a jerk, haven't you read my profile?
The first things people usually notice about me
How nice and polite I am.....
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What makes me SO unique and interesting
On a typical Friday night I am
passed out
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm a pathological liar... believe me
You should message me if
there's no if. You should message me.
The two of us