I will probably never clean up, do my laundry or cook, either for me or you, so these are things I'll insist for you to do. And insist is not enough. You'll have to LOVE to do these and not just a little bit. By love I mean as much as you could love oxygen if you're drowning, as much as you could love chocolate cake after being on a well needed diet or as much as you can love seeing your family after being apart for a long time. As much as THAT. Anyway, you get the idea.
I'm not a romantic, I'll probably sleep with you on the first date and I'll never call you back, unless I'm drunk at 3am for a booty call. Of course, that will be at your place since I really don't want you to know where I live.
So that's about it girls... time to write me something good