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My self-summary
Just a guy.

Take my age and add 7 years and that's generally how old people think I behave.

I'm going to break away from the cliche opening line and claim that I'm actually really great at filling these out.

I'm actually pretty great at most things I put my mind to.

My username has a story behind it. I was referred to as "Money" in undergrad for whatever reason. No, I'm not trying to be a rapper.

I can be both thoughtfully serious and refreshingly upbeat.

Adversely, I'm also called an "old soul" very often and tend to gravitate towards people who are a few years older than myself.

I have family who used the bar as a place of celebration. It's this rich culture of beer, bbq, and playing horseshoes by the bonfire. Just a sense of where I'm most comfortable.

I'm half ginger-half......not. It's a kind of weird hair color that old women seem to love

I really like running. It's a bit of an addiction.
What I’m doing with my life
Currently bartending at a local gay bar. Can't tell if I'm actually good at my job or just getting by on my looks......

I want to join or start my own ensemble that uses the arts to perform random acts of kindness on people.
I’m really good at
Things I'm good at:
+Running Backwards

Things I'm not so good at:
+Driving a semi
+Underwater Basket-weaving (I know: "get it together, Michael.")
+Pick-up lines
+Seduction in general
+Handling disrespectful people.

Things I'm trying to be good at:
+Navigating politics.
+Being fluent in several languages (That's not true. I never bothered.)
+Latte Art
The first things people usually notice about me
Apparently, I look a lot like a young Bon Jovi, but I get that from older people a lot.

Or that I take myself too seriously.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
+Poetry (Langston Hughes, Allen Ginsberg, etc)
+Dystopia novels

Movies and Shows:
+Resident Evil
+American Beauty
+Joss Whedon
+Foreign Flicks
+American Horror Story

+Frank Sinatra
+The Black Keys
+Chet Baker
+Billy Joel
+Kurt Elling
+Milo Greene
+Jamie Cullum
+Nina Simone
+Radical Face
Six things I could never do without
+Running Shoes
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Either what things I can accomplish in the future, or what life would be like as a professional demon slayer.
On a typical Friday night I am
Usually finding people to go to the bar with, or working. Or tearing up a bar after working. The options are endless.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I lost my virginity at 22 and not at all embarrassed by it.
You should message me if
Heck, you want to start a conversation. I'm game

Is really important to me that I surround myself with people who are passionate about SOMETHING. It doesn't matter what, Magic: the Gathering and making holiday cards out of recycled envelopes totally count (things my friends do). I just believe in people who really invest themselves in something.

Or if you could spend an entire evening with me, watching "Batman the Animated Series." (This seems to be everyone's go to pick-up line)

Sorry, but nothing turns me off more than snapchat filters.
The two of us