EDIT Nov 9, 2016: OK, turns out there's at least one monster I'm afraid of.
But I'm still basically looking for someone who'll come to other people's cottages with me.
And I have a cat.
No, that's a joke. I actually work for my government cheese.
I am also occasionally paid to write trivia questions. Not sure if that's a good thing to mention around here. Please send feedback to firstname.lastname@example.org.
Under movies, The Bridge on the River Kwai, The Apartment, Brick, Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory, The Warriors (based on a play by Xenophon, don'tcha know), American Movie, Harold & Maude, The Ox-Bow Incident, and (almost) all the Coen Brothers.
From Aimee Mann and to Yo La Tengo. No Z bands allowed.
The best song ever written is "Don't Stop Me Now" by Queen. The worst might well be "In the Summertime" by Mungo Jerry. Sorry "Werewolves of London," you've been dethroned.
Adventure Time, Comedy Bang! Bang!, and Jeopardy!. That's one exclamation point per show.
Under food, all sorts. French toast was already mentioned, but it must have real maple syrup.
Stuff I think is good, mostly.
* I don't like that to come off as a brag, but look, most of the women I've told that to have said I should include it here, so I'm taking their advice.